Sexuality jokes
My mom said that being straight is good, but if you're straight, how do you walk? So I decided to be gay.
All of a guy's sons came out gay. He ordered 10 shots in a bar.
The bartender asks, "Do you have anyone in your family who likes women?"
The man said, "My wife does!"
Why can't orphans be gay? They don't know their daddy.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy. Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jill's real name is Randy.
I bet you like men!
Why can't an orphan be gay? It has no one to call daddy.
What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.
Why did the orphan become a stripper?
So she could have someone to call daddy.
Yo momma so gay, she watched straight porn because gay porn was boring because she is gay!
"Fuck me right in the balls, you dirty cow!"
Life is like a penis. Other people make it hard.
When I was a little boy, I had this dream. I was eating a giant marshmallow.
When I woke, I was being sexually abused.
1st daughter: Dad, I'm lesbian!
Dad: Oh, OK!
2nd daughter: I'm also lesbian.
Dad: WTF, does any 1 in this family love dicks?!?
Son: I do...
Dad: Are you gay?
Kid: Yes.
10 days later.
Kid: I’m going to my girlfriend's house.
Dad: I thought you were gay?
Kid: What’s wrong with you? He’s the girly girl of our relationship, dumba**.
Dad: Don’t swear and okay, bud.
What do you call a gay drive up?
A fruit roll-up.
Yo momma's legs are like cottage cheese: white and chunky.
Yo momma's so dirty that when I asked what was for dinner, she sat on the table, opened her legs, and said "Crabs."
A hand job from a deaf person counts as oral.
Why could the orphan never be gay?
Because he had nobody to call "daddy."
Life isn't about pleasing yourself and that you have to do things for the sole benefit of God.
It’s like masturbation. Sometimes it’s not getting yourself off, but getting someone else off too. That’s what thighjobs are for.
The best night of my life was when I gave my virginity to my wife, and her last word was when she called me "Mommy" at the top of her lungs before I knocked her up 😍.