Sexuality jokes

Why can't orphans be gay?

Because they have no one to call "Daddy!"

Day 70 without sex, my doctor asked me, "Are you sexually active?" I said, "Why, what you tryna do?"

Everybody is wondering what position Kenny will give his brother in their new company.

Probably top.

Kenny likes to be the bottom in every sexual encounter.

Don't you just hate it when your grandmas always complaining about things getting stuck between her false teeth, like my foreskin?

What does a priest and a male homosexual have in common?

They both like to suck a big cock inside the men's locker room at the gym.

I bet when you were born, the doctor looked away because of your virginity.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

Lickalottapuss.

If some girls are vegan, then why do they suck dick?

What do lesbians and turtles have in common? They both choke on plastic.

What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.

What's in a man's mouth when he realizes he's gay?

A dick.

If gay means happy, then I am now straight.

Can I put deez nuts in yo cluts?

Why is Michael Jackson on the naughty list this year?

Because he sexually kids 😂

Yo momma's so gay, you sucked her balls.

Ashes to ashes, priests prefer boys, 'cause they don't have to shave their asses.

What's the difference between limbs of babies and a dick?

I've never sucked on dicks.

I was just fine being bisexual... Now I’m gender fluid... great...

It would just be easier to be a gay guy, instead of a gender-fluid bisexual.

Yo mama's such a milf, she deserves a tongue punch in the fart box.