Sexuality jokes
Dang... if I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put D IN U ;)
I only know there are 25 letters in the alphabet, I don't know Y.
(Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?) -- (Friend: 11- T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T)
(Me: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?) -- (Crush: No, there is actually 26.) -- (Me: oooOoh, I forgot u r a qt! So its acdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz?) -- (Crush: You forgot the D) -- (Me: That's not needed yet ;])
What letter is really hot? T
C = cOCK O = CoCK C = COcK K = COCk COCK = cock cock = COCK
ME SExUAL SRrY LoL
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: Because they don't have anyone they can call "Daddy."
I went to school with a gay guy who was really smart, but he always got mad that he got straight A's instead of getting all the D's.
One day, Little Johnny needs to use the bathroom. His mom is in there, so he went in to use it and asked his mom, "What is that between your legs?"
His mom told him that is her bush. Then the next day the same thing happened, but with his dad. He asked his dad, "What is that between his legs?" He said, "My snake."
The same thing happened one more time, except with his grandmother. Little Johnny asked grandma what is on her chest. She said, "My headlights."
One night, Little Johnny caught his parents doing something naughty. Then he said, "Grandma, grandma, turn on your headlights! Daddy's snake is trying to get into mommy's bush!"
Does it make me gay if I kiss your dad and he decides to drill my ass?
Me and your mom in the bed.
How do I make my dick disappear?
I put it in your dad.
Roses are red, violets are blue, poetry is gay, and so are you.
My girlfriend asked for a kiss, so I gave her my dick.
How do you find out if your kid is gay?
Lock him in a closet and if he comes out, he's gay. If not, he's dead straight.
How did my dad know I was gay?
He stuck his cock in me and I liked it.
What do you call an Asian chick with dick in her ass, pushy and mouth?
Filipino.
What do you call a lesbian on a bike?
A dyke...
What do you call lesbians having sex?
My cheating dyke ex-wife!
What are Michael Jackson’s sexual pronouns? Hee hee!
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "Daddy!"
Day 70 without sex, my doctor asked me, "Are you sexually active?" I said, "Why, what you tryna do?"
Everybody is wondering what position Kenny will give his brother in their new company.
Probably top.
Kenny likes to be the bottom in every sexual encounter.
Don't you just hate it when your grandmas always complaining about things getting stuck between her false teeth, like my foreskin?
What does a priest and a male homosexual have in common?
They both like to suck a big cock inside the men's locker room at the gym.