Sexuality

Sexuality jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the gay man's house?

Knock knock, it's the gay man. There's a chicken at my house.

So little Susie came home and said, "Mom, little Johnny showed me his pecker."

And her mom said, "WHAT?!"

And little Susie was like, "Yeah, it reminded me of a peanut." Her mom said, "Oh, because it was so small?"

Susie said, "No, because it tasted salty."

Why can't male orphans be gay?

Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."

What's the difference between Batman and a gay person?

Batman has no one to call "daddy."

Today a girl asked me how big my dick is, so I asked how big her pussy is, and she said, "Come over to my house and find out!"