Sexuality jokes

I bet when you were born, the doctor looked away because of your virginity.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

Lickalottapuss.

If some girls are vegan, then why do they suck dick?

What do lesbians and turtles have in common? They both choke on plastic.

What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.

What's in a man's mouth when he realizes he's gay?

A dick.

If gay means happy, then I am now straight.

Can I put deez nuts in yo cluts?

Why is Michael Jackson on the naughty list this year?

Because he sexually kids 😂

Yo momma's so gay, you sucked her balls.

Ashes to ashes, priests prefer boys, 'cause they don't have to shave their asses.

What's the difference between limbs of babies and a dick?

I've never sucked on dicks.

I was just fine being bisexual... Now I’m gender fluid... great...

It would just be easier to be a gay guy, instead of a gender-fluid bisexual.

Yo mama's such a milf, she deserves a tongue punch in the fart box.

Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the gay man's house?

Knock knock, it's the gay man. There's a chicken at my house.

So little Susie came home and said, "Mom, little Johnny showed me his pecker."

And her mom said, "WHAT?!"

And little Susie was like, "Yeah, it reminded me of a peanut." Her mom said, "Oh, because it was so small?"

Susie said, "No, because it tasted salty."

Why can't male orphans be gay?

Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."

JFK is definitely a bottom.

Want a kiss, daddy? Want a blow job?