Approval

Approval Jokes

Politician

I'm just here to say that I don't approve of political jokes.

I've seen too many of them get elected.

Visa

I am crying tears of joy rn.😭 I was wrongfully denied my visa. ā˜ ļø They took me to the Q&A section, that I needed to answer one simple question for my visa to be granted.

The question was the original synonym of Bench. I shakily answered "Pristiano Penaldo" 😭. I was right guys āœ…šŸ›«

Memes

Orphan

Why don't orphans need parent approval for their wedding?

Because they never came home.

Gun

During a show, I once asked the crowd if they were pro-guns, and the majority belted out in approval.

I asked a man in the front row why he was pro-guns, and he gave me the basic ā€œpersonal protection liberty 2nd amendmentā€ hooplah.

Very seriously, I told the crowd, ā€œI’m pro-guns because I enjoy living in a world with only four Nirvana albums.ā€

My friend was the only one who laughed.

Autism

I’m autistic, and I don’t approve of you guys making fun of the 75,000,000 other people.