Approval

Approval Jokes

I'm just here to say that I don't approve of political jokes...

I've seen too many of them get elected.

I am crying tears of joy rn.šŸ˜­ I was wrongfully denied my visa .ā˜ ļø They took me to the Q&A section, that I needed to answer one simple question for my visa to be granted. The question was the original synonym of Bench. I shakily answered Pristiano Penaldo šŸ˜­.I was right guys āœ…šŸ›«

During a show, I once asked the crowd if they were pro-guns, and the majority belted out in approval. I asked a man in the front row why he was pro-guns, and he gave me the basic ā€œpersonal protection liberty 2nd amendmentā€ hooplah. Very seriously, I told the crowd, ā€œIā€™m pro-guns because I enjoy living in a world with only four Nirvana albums.ā€ My friend was the only one who laughed