Approval

Approval jokes

Politician

I'm just here to say that I don't approve of political jokes.

I've seen too many of them get elected.

Visa

I am crying tears of joy rn.😭 I was wrongfully denied my visa. ā˜ ļø They took me to the Q&A section, that I needed to answer one simple question for my visa to be granted.

The question was the original synonym of Bench. I shakily answered "Pristiano Penaldo" 😭. I was right guys āœ…šŸ›«

Memes

Orphan

Why don't orphans need parent approval for their wedding?

Because they never came home.

Gun

During a show, I once asked the crowd if they were pro-guns, and the majority belted out in approval.

I asked a man in the front row why he was pro-guns, and he gave me the basic ā€œpersonal protection liberty 2nd amendmentā€ hooplah.

Very seriously, I told the crowd, ā€œI’m pro-guns because I enjoy living in a world with only four Nirvana albums.ā€

My friend was the only one who laughed.

Autism

I’m autistic, and I don’t approve of you guys making fun of the 75,000,000 other people.

Memes

Community

The Ferrari F40 (Type F120) is a mid-engine, rear-wheel drive sports car engineered by Nicola Materazzi with styling by Pininfarina. It was built from 1987 until 1992, with the LM and GTE race car versions continuing production until 1994 and 1996 respectively. As the successor to the 288 GTO (also engineered by Materazzi), it was designed to celebrate Ferrari's 40th anniversary and was the last Ferrari automobile pe… Read more