What's the best part of having sex on a golf course?
The hole experience.
What's better than roses on a piano?
Tulips on an organ.
I have just started a sexual relationship with a blind woman. It's very rewarding, but quite challenging.
Took me ages to get her husband's voice right.
Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One of them turns to the other and says, "I can't believe I blew forty bucks in there."
I think my coworkers are gay. -- Every time I walk by, they mumble, "What an ass."
If a woman sleeps with 10 men she's a slut, but if a man does it... He's gay, definitely gay.
I asked a Scottish friend of mine how many sexual partners he'd had. He started counting, but fell asleep.
Why is the lesbian lifestyle so expensive? -- They're always eating out.
... and they buy Rolexes for their neighbors, because they wanna watch.
How do you get a nun pregnant? -- Dress her up as an alter boy.
A guy finds a genie.
He says, "I wish I was better at talking to women."
"Poof!" the genie says, "You're gay!"
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A stego-sore-ass.
