Breast Implants for Wife

I got breast implants for my wife to squeeze on as she thrusts on my meat while straddled in between my legs.

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Listen up, dummy! So, this person got their wife some breast implants so she can squeeze them while, uh, doing stuff. You wouldn't get it if I explained more, because you obviously don't get out much.

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