I wish I could tell you about my penis, but it's too short.
I've never worn my gay sweater, it hasn't come out of the closet yet.
There is a kid in my class who is allergic to peanuts. He says he's gay. He can't be though... he's allergic to nuts!
Gay person to girl: What’s your favorite planet?
Girl: Penus-(penis)(venus), and what is yours?
Gay person: What else, it's Your Anus (Uranus)!😅
Kenny's dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob, I gave him a thumb and forefinger job.
But your mom's the best, the super M.I.L.F.
Pope Francis: "What is the hardest thing about nailing a young boy to a cross?"
"My penis."
A man walks into a bar and orders 3 shots of whiskey. The bartender asks, "What's got you down?"
The man says, "I just found out my niece is gay." The next day, he orders 4 shots of whiskey. The bartender asks, "What's got you down now?" The man says, "I just found out my son is gay."
The next day, he orders 6 shots of whiskey. The bartender says, "Got anybody who likes women?" The man says, "My wife does."
Good night, boys.
I like goodies.
Michael is gay and sucks cock.
I'm not gay, but fifty dollars is fifty dollars.
What goes in and comes out and makes you feel good but isn't sexual?
(Insulin)
What goes in and out and saves your life but is not sexual?
Diabetes.
You know what a big ass is. If I told you it's a fake ass, so I'm lesbo.
What's a gay guy should be scared of?
A straight gay!
Cooper and Max want to get fucked in the ass by guys.
Teacher: Tell me what's the solution of this equation? 30g + 24y + 15a - x^3 = 0
Student: 69 gay = xxx
Teacher: You're out!!!
Student lies down on the floor, and then teacher starts f...ing him ^_*
😂😂😂😂
Albert is a homophobic guy. His cousin Franco is also a homophobic guy.
Albert's aunt and cousin have visited his parents, but Albert didn't know that because he came late at night. Franco was sleeping in Albert's bed, thinking he would not come home. Albert laid on his bed, thinking there was no one on it, and then they started fucking ^_*
No phobia lasts forever 👌😂
What’s the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg.
A happy little girl was running on the grass. She saw two gay guys kissing in a blank space, and she started crying. The two gay guys heard her crying, and then they asked her: "Why are you crying?" The little girl answered: "This is the first time I see an unnatural nature."
😂😂😂😂
