Sexuality jokes
What do you call a born-again heteroflexible male that is a Christian nationalist who thinks he is bisexual when the LGBT community knows that he is bicurious and that he is on steroids and that the LGBT community knows that he is not telling the truth about that? He is a gay man that is in the closet. He should be forced out of the closet by gay men in the LGBT community by any means necessary if gay men in the LGBT community still want to defend the wall of separation of church and state by any means necessary.
What do you get when you cross a bisexual male that is a catholic priest and a christian police officer that is a bisexual male and a born again homophobic heteroflexable male that is a christian nationalist who is in the closet a gay man that needs to be force out of the closet by any means necessary?
What's the difference between a dick and a rock?
One's hard.
How can you tell if a white homophobic heterosexual man with bisexual tendencies is a Christian nationalist?
He gives anonymous blowjobs to men regardless of their sexual orientation.
How do the men with bisexual tendencies that are members in the Kingdom Hall of Jehovah's Witnesses have sex with other men without being disfellowshiped in the Jehovah's Witnesses Church?
Anonymous sex at a glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar.
If a gay white male with blond hair is a prostitute, you will get $175.00 back for a blowjob if you give him $20.00. If you give a can of sauerkraut to a gay white male that is a prostitute with blonde hair and who is also Polish, you will get the money back that he paid for the can of sauerkraut if you wanted him to give you a blowjob. And if you wanted a blowjob from a gay white male that is a prostitute that is Canadian and Polish with blond hair, you will get the money back he paid for the bottle of maple syrup at the grocery store if you wanted him to give you a blowjob. But if you wanted to fuck him up the ass, he will give you the money back that he paid for the can of Crisco and he will also give you the money back that he paid for the box of condoms and he will give you the change back that he paid for the box of tampons that he paid for his baby sister or you could get a free anonymous blowjob at an adult book store.
What is an Irish kiss?
Fellatio from a gay Irishman.
What does a woman call Stormzy in bed?
Stiff chocolate.
Penis gay be like: among sussy, ding ding ding ding ding ding di di ding.
Imposter is SuS!?
"That's not my name, but okay, that's cool. My name is Coco, but okay, and I already knew Jayden was a boy who is bi."
Why did God give women legs?
1. To look at.
2. To wrap around your neck when you’re eating her out.
Why'd the rubber go flying across the room?
Because it got pissed off!
What do you call a lesbian alien? A "lesbeening."
I would tell you a joke about my dink, but it's too long.
What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians? One hundred people who don't do dick.
Why did LazarBeam kiss a man?
Because he couldn't kiss Fresh; he was already gay.
Q: Ten shepherds out in the sheep field. How do you know which one's gay?
A: He's the one the sheep fuck!
(I'm gay, and I know this joke is demeaning and inappropriate, but I still think it's funny as a 2-inch penis.)
What's the difference between you, your uncle, and your dad?
One didn't go in the closet.
Why don't lesbians like dick? Because they don't want their mouths looking like Jesus Christ's hands.
Why don’t orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”