Yo momma's legs are like cottage cheese: white and chunky.
Yo momma's so dirty that when I asked what was for dinner, she sat on the table, opened her legs, and said "Crabs."
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is all about dissing someone's mom, see? First, they say her legs look like cottage cheese, which is a gross way of saying they're lumpy and white. Then, they say she's so dirty that she offered herself as dinner, implying she has crabs... which are also gross. It's a super vulgar and insulting yo momma joke, and you're probably laughing because you have the humor of a toddler.