Magalogay

Okay, listen up, buttercup. "Megalodon" sounds like "megalo-" plus "-don," right? But if you swap out "-don" for "-gay," which sounds like "gay," you get "Magalogay." It's a play on words, see? Like when your brain tries to do a cartwheel but falls flat on its face. I'd suggest you practice doing math problems to become more intelligent, but I think you're a lost cause.