Sex jokes
10 dicks up your mom's ass!
It's important to wash your sex toys.
That's why priests invented baptism.
Anal sex is for A**holes.
Son: Dad, I had sex for the first time.
Dad: Would you like to talk about it?
Son: Sure.
Dad: Sit down and let's talk about it.
Son: I can't, my butt hurts.
Most people my age have had sex. Not my fault I'm not able to fit in.
How fast is the speed of sex?
68 because at 69 you've got to turn around.
How does the earth rate its sex?
Earthquake, Cataclysm, Volcano explosion, Earth's core explodes.
If the earth's core explodes, then he got tore up!
Two Italian men get on a bus.
They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. They speak with an Italian accent.
The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:
"Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more.
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time."
"You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."
If a man is willing to try his hardest to give you the moon and stars, then ladies, you should be willing to give up Uranus.
What is the difference between a pornstar and a mosquito?
No one stops sucking.
Say yes if you wanna fuck.
What’s the best part about banging twenty-eight year olds? There are twenty of them.
Jake had sex and broke her hymen, guess he’s Jake the ripper.
My teacher asks all of us in class, "What is your favorite thing in the world?"
Josh: Cookies.
Jacob: My parents.
Erika: My Friends!
Brody: Lamborghinis.
Me: Pulling over in a car in the middle of nowhere at night with my girlfriend and getting in the back seat where the magic happens... ;-)
My Teacher: Ok, everyone that was all good...WAIT A DANG SECOND!
*Everyone Looks at Me With A Weird Face....
Q: How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?
A: He forgot to wrap his Whopper.
Why did the rapist not get sentenced?
Because rule 69 said so 🤣🤣
I'm always willing to go down on a handicapped girl.
Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.
Man, I miss Savor, savor these balls in ya mouth!
What's the best thing about fucking 21 year olds?
There's 20 of them.
Q. What does Jeffrey Epstein get his sex partners for their birthday? A. Crayons.
What's a prostitute's favorite snack?
Skittles. They love to taste the rainbow.