Hormone jokes

What’s the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?

You can’t hear an enzyme.

What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?

You can't hear an enzyme.

A lady weightlifter goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, I have a confession." The doctor asks, "What is that?" She replies, "I've been using steroids and....I think I've grown a penis." The doctor looks at her and asks, "Anabolic?" There's an awkward silence then she replies, "No, just a penis."

So, little Johnny is walking down the street and asks a stranger, "Sir, what are hormones?"

Then the man replies, "The moans of a fucking whore!"

A recent study has found that beer contains female hormones.

A test group of 100 male volunteers each consumed six pints of beer, and the effect was they all talked endlessly about nothing and couldn’t drive for shit.

How do you make a hormone?

Don't pay her.

Men wake up with a boner.

Women wake up yawning.

Coincidence?

Life is like a penis: women make it hard for no reason.

Why do feminists believe that they can act like a bitch towards men if they want to? Because they were born without a penis.