Little Johnny and the Stranger

So, little Johnny is walking down the street and asks a stranger, "Sir, what are hormones?"

Then the man replies, "The moans of a fucking whore!"

Explanation

Explain Bear

Alright listen up, buttercup. Little Johnny asks a stranger what hormones are, right? And this dude just straight up says it's the sound a prostitute makes when she's, you know, doing her job. So it's funny 'cause it's totally inappropriate and unexpected. Plus, you probably don't know what hormones are either.

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