Arabic jokes

Why won't an atheist convert to the religion of Islam? Because being on the sex offender list is the only requirement to be a Muslim according to the Arabic religion of Islam.

I saw an ISIS video and I got the theme stuck in my head. I was humming it the next day at work when my Arab co-worker said, "soon, my brother."

Guys, we shouldn't make jokes about 9/11. My dad was a victim.

He was the best pilot in Arab.

What do you call a disabled Arab?

Artoo-Detoo (R2-D2).

Arabs: WHO PUT THAT TOWER THERE... we must destroy it!

Why do Arabs hate chess?

Because the queen is allowed to move freely.

Why are camels known as ships of the desert?

Because they’re full of Arab semen.

Slavery has existed in the western world for 3 centuries, but in the Arab regions it has existed before and is still going on, so why don’t people talk about it?

Because it’s only bad when white people do it.

We used to be the tallest buildings in New York...

Then we took an Arab to the knee.

Imagine if you were an Arabic person shopping at Walmart with your son.

Now imagine he got lost and you had to start calling out his name.

...Now imagine his name is "Allahu Akbar."

What does an Arab prostitute say?

"Bomb my pussy!"

Guys, these jokes are not funny. My dad died, he was the best Arabic pilot ever.

Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:

Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)

East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)

Jew...Rey (Ray)

Black...BB-8 (BBC)

Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)

German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)

I walked up to some Arabs and said "Alawakba," then here came the second tower.

Arab rizz. Are you a tower? Because I wanna blow you up and don't let your friend know about this. Rashid, I told you not to blow it up, I had it.

The greatest Arab pilot, my grandfather.

What do you call a Muslim and an Arab in a plane?

Pilots, you racist fuckers!

What do you call an Arab and a black man flying a plane?

Pilots. You racist f*ck.

What do you call a cemetery of dead Arabs? A mine field.

What did the Indians say to the Arabs? "We are going to make 10/12!"

What did an Arab say to feed his kid?

'Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second airplane!'