Arabic jokes
Why won't an atheist convert to the religion of Islam? Because being on the sex offender list is the only requirement to be a Muslim according to the Arabic religion of Islam.
What did the Indians say to the Arabs? "We are going to make 10/12!"
Arab rizz. Are you a tower? Because I wanna blow you up and don't let your friend know about this. Rashid, I told you not to blow it up, I had it.
The greatest Arab pilot, my grandfather.
Guys, these jokes are not funny. My dad died, he was the best Arabic pilot ever.
What did an Arab say to feed his kid?
'Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second airplane!'
What is another word for Arab man who is a Palestinian Muslim?
Palestinian masseur.
What do you call it when an Arab girl has an abortion?
Removing a bomb.
Today I feel Qatari. Today I feel Arab. Today I feel African. Today I feel gay. Today I feel disabled. Today I feel a migrant worker.
USS Liberty. Never forget.
It was bombed and destroyed by the Israeli airforce. Thirty-four dead, 171 wounded. The official story says “accident,” yet an American flag was clearly visible on the ship.
Motive: An attempt to cut off our foreign intelligence on Israel? Blame the bombing on an Arab country?
Just imagine if any other nation bombed an American ship...
Slavery has existed in the western world for 3 centuries, but in the Arab regions it has existed before and is still going on, so why don’t people talk about it?
Because it’s only bad when white people do it.
What do you call an Arab flying a plane?
A pilot.
You racist fuck!
What do you call a cemetery of dead Arabs? A mine field.
Ever heard of the currency TNT?
All Arab economies are booming with so much TNT!
I saw an ISIS video and I got the theme stuck in my head. I was humming it the next day at work when my Arab co-worker said, "soon, my brother."
Why are camels known as ships of the desert?
Because they’re full of Arab semen.
Deez nuts, can we get much higher?
Boioioioing boioioioing, my name Jeff.
Arabic Nokia ringtone, bingchungus, wholesome 100, everyone liked that, Keanu Reeves chungus, Ugandan Knuckles, YouTube poop XDDDDDDDDDDDD.
What does an Arab prostitute say?
"Bomb my pussy!"
Arabs: WHO PUT THAT TOWER THERE... we must destroy it!
What’s the difference between an Indian and an Arab?
One's responsible for 7/11, the other's responsible for 9/11.
What do you call a Muslim and an Arab in a plane?
Pilots, you racist fuckers!