Donor jokes
What do hospitals do when they receive donor organs? They organize them.
Official orgasm donor.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.
An attractive man and a blonde meet in an elevator.
"Where are you heading today?" the man asks.
"I'm going down to give blood."
"How much do you get paid for giving blood?"
"About $30."
"Wow," says the man, "I'm going up to donate sperm, and the sperm bank pays $100."
The woman, slightly annoyed, gets off the elevator. The next day, the man and woman meet in the elevator again.
"Fancy meeting you again. Where you off to today?"
"Sperm bank," she mumbles with her mouth full.
Wanted: Sperm donors. Please come quickly!
People ask me, "Are you an organ donor?"
"Yeah, over my dead body!"
I asked Stephen if he was an organ donor, and he said why.
I said, "That's a shame. I need parts for my go-cart."
Today, I operated on a little girl. She needed O-negative blood. We didn’t have any, but her twin sister has O-negative blood. I explained to her that it was a matter of life and death. She sat quietly for a moment, and then said goodbye to her parents. I didn’t think anything of it until after we took her blood and she asked, “So when will I die?” She thought she was going to give her life for her sister. Thankfully they both died.
I donated 100 dollars to a blind children’s charity. Too bad they won’t ever see a dime of it.
Did you know that whenever I read my blood donor ID?
Because it says "B Positive!"
If you donate one kidney, everybody loves you, and you’re a total hero. But donate five, and suddenly everyone is yelling. Geez!
What do orphans and sperm donor kids have in common? They don't have dads.
I hope Stephen Hawking's an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-cart.
My grandma refused to be an organ donor. She was buried with all her musical instruments.
I hope Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, 'cause I need some parts for my go-cart.
I hope you're an organ donor so your organs can go to someone who deserves them.
I donated blood today. In the future, I will try to remember that I'm supposed to donate my blood only.
Drake has too much meat. Donate to the people in need.
When you donate a kidney, you are a total hero, everyone loves you.
When you donate five kidneys though, people start yelling, the police gets called--sheesh!
I just donated $100 to a blind children's charity, suck that no one will see it.
I wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor. I need some parts for my laptop.
Why is Stephen Hawking an organ donor?
Because he saved 200 computers!
What does the Bartles and Jaymes wine cooler television ad have in common with ministers who are white Christian nationalists?
They both thank you for your financial support.