Donor jokes

I donated 100 dollars to a blind children’s charity. Too bad they won’t ever see a dime of it.

If you donate one kidney, everybody loves you, and you’re a total hero. But donate five, and suddenly everyone is yelling. Geez!

My grandma refused to be an organ donor. She was buried with all her musical instruments.

What does the Bartles and Jaymes wine cooler television ad have in common with ministers who are white Christian nationalists?

They both thank you for your financial support.

An attractive man and a blonde meet in an elevator.

"Where are you heading today?" the man asks.

"I'm going down to give blood."

"How much do you get paid for giving blood?"

"About $30."

"Wow," says the man, "I'm going up to donate sperm, and the sperm bank pays $100."

The woman, slightly annoyed, gets off the elevator. The next day, the man and woman meet in the elevator again.

"Fancy meeting you again. Where you off to today?"

"Sperm bank," she mumbles with her mouth full.

I hope Stephen Hawking's an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-cart.

I hope Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, 'cause I need some parts for my go-cart.

Official orgasm donor.

Wanted: Sperm donors. Please come quickly!

I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.

People ask me, "Are you an organ donor?"

"Yeah, over my dead body!"

What do orphans and sperm donor kids have in common? They don't have dads.

I wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor. I need some parts for my laptop.

I asked Stephen if he was an organ donor, and he said why.

I said, "That's a shame. I need parts for my go-cart."

Why is Stephen Hawking an organ donor?

Because he saved 200 computers!

What do hospitals do when they receive donor organs? They organize them.

Did you know that whenever I read my blood donor ID?

Because it says "B Positive!"

I hope you're an organ donor so your organs can go to someone who deserves them.

Today I donated my watch, phone, and $500 to a poor guy. You wouldn't believe the happiness I felt as he slid the pistol back into his pocket.

Today, a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.

I have an EpiPen.

My friend gave it to me when he was dying.

It seemed really important to him that I have it.