I donated 100 dollars to a blind children’s charity. Too bad they won’t ever see a dime of it.
if you donate one kidney, everybody loves you, and you’re a total hero. but donate five, and suddenly everyone is yelling. geez!
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Official orgasm donor
People ask me, are you an organ donor?
"Yeah, over my dead body."
An attractive man and a blonde meet in an elevator. "Where are you heading today?" the man asks. "I'm going down to give blood." "How much do you get paid for giving blood?" "About $30." "Wow," says the man, "I'm going up to donate sperm, and the sperm bank pays $100." The woman slightly annoyed gets off the elevator. The next day, the man and woman meet in the elevator again. "Fancy meeting you again. Where you off to today?" "Sperm bank," she mumbles with her mouth full.
My grandma refused to be an organ donor. She was buried with all her musical instruments.
I hope Stephen hawking was an organ donor cause I need some parts for my go cart
I wonder if Steven Hawkins was an organ donor cuz i need new parts for my go kart
Wanted: Sperm donors. Please come quickly!
What do Orphans and sperm donor kids have in Calmin They don't have dads
I wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor. I need some parts for my laptop
What do hospitals do when they receive donor organs? they organize them
Did you know that whenever i read my blood donor ID?
Because it says 'B Positive'
