Sex jokes
When your little brother hears noise from your room and you're the only one in it.
Why do people have sex?
Because they like going "Ahhhhhhhhhhh fuck me, bitch, I love you!"
What itches a lot?
Syphilis.
Ur mum smells like shit, yeah, so she sucks a man off and washing machine. Yo, don’t at me, yeah, you chicken breath.
My dick is hard as a rock, anyone wanna fuck?
it all makes sense now 😮😮😮
Hey, Tanya, can I Tanya ass?
When that one night stand says she has AIDS but you laugh, "I choose D!"
She says...wait what?? I have all of the above! XD
Zaine Davis and Stephen Hawking fuck each others brains out.
Why is 69 annoying me? Oh, it's a tease.
Rob, you forgot to pay me for letting you sucky sucky on my thang.
AKA you're for sale.
What song is sung when conceiving?
"Let's Get Physical, Physical!"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To try to get away from the man.
Why did the man cross the road?
Because his d**k was stuck in the chicken.
How are Eggs Benedict and a blow job alike?
You can't get either one at home.
SEX
Q: Why doesn’t Jimmy Swaggart worry about his premature ejaculation problem?
A: He believes in the second cumming.
What wiggles and waggles?
A floppy dick!
What do girls after sex with Pinocchio?
Wash off the birch sap from the face.
I know your name is baller cause I'm gonna put my baller into yo MOTHER HOLLER!
I had sex with my German girlfriend; it was kinda weird though. She kept yelling her age. I don't know why.
Your penis is literally BLUE!