Sex jokes
What wiggles and waggles?
A floppy dick!
Jesse: Do you like my ball?
Mike: Yes, they are very big. I can’t even fit them in my mouth. You bought a new ball, right?
Jesse: No, they do not leave me.
*having sex on lexapro*
Her: Cum for me, baby!
Me: I'm trying!
Guys, don’t suck your own dick, it does not feel like your dick is being sucked, it feels like you're sucking a dick.
What's a native chick say after sex?
"Get off me, Dad, you're crushing my smokes!"
it all makes sense now 😮😮😮
I know your name is baller cause I'm gonna put my baller into yo MOTHER HOLLER!
BLM = Bang local MILFs.
Q: Why doesn’t Jimmy Swaggart worry about his premature ejaculation problem?
A: He believes in the second cumming.
I thought it would be fun to become a shooter. It became less fun when I realized that "shooting a woman up" also included a condom.
Haven't had sex since I got out of jail; although sex in jail wasn't that great, either.
What’s the best thing about midgets??
They don’t need to bend while giving blowjobs.
Me: What are we doing in HPE?
Friend: Fitness.
Me: Fitting deez nuts in your mouth.
Can anyone play me in a no limits femdom RP on Kik?
Meeting a girl at the park is good. But parking meat in a girl is better.
The best quote by Kim Jong Un:
"Meeting girl in park is good, but parking meat in girl is better."
My father taught me a lesson of sex in a hypothetical way.
My stepmother gave me a lesson [on] how [it] is going inside?
Would you rather have a menstrual period with horrible cramps for 200 days straight (including men)?
Or eat 10 lbs of dog s**t every day for 100 days?
Would you rather eat a girl out who has: herpes, COVID, and AIDS while she is on her period?
Or eat live worms, bats, and mice?
What do dino nuggies and the brown M&M have in common?
I want to fuck them both.
Who ever said "condom?" YES DADDY!