Sex jokes
Me: What are we doing in HPE?
Friend: Fitness.
Me: Fitting deez nuts in your mouth.
What’s the best thing about midgets??
They don’t need to bend while giving blowjobs.
Haven't had sex since I got out of jail; although sex in jail wasn't that great, either.
Q: Why doesn’t Jimmy Swaggart worry about his premature ejaculation problem?
A: He believes in the second cumming.
Can anyone play me in a no limits femdom RP on Kik?
Memes
The best quote by Kim Jong Un:
"Meeting girl in park is good, but parking meat in girl is better."
BLM = Bang local MILFs.
The highest praise my wife gave to me was when she told me, "The best feminine attribute on your body as a woman would be your p🍆nis." 🥰
I know your name is baller cause I'm gonna put my baller into yo MOTHER HOLLER!
What wiggles and waggles?
A floppy dick!
What do girls after sex with Pinocchio?
Wash off the birch sap from the face.
I thought it would be fun to become a shooter. It became less fun when I realized that "shooting a woman up" also included a condom.
Meeting a girl at the park is good. But parking meat in a girl is better.
Would you rather have a menstrual period with horrible cramps for 200 days straight (including men)?
Or eat 10 lbs of dog s**t every day for 100 days?
Would you rather eat a girl out who has: herpes, COVID, and AIDS while she is on her period?
Or eat live worms, bats, and mice?
My father taught me a lesson of sex in a hypothetical way.
My stepmother gave me a lesson [on] how [it] is going inside?
Who ever said "condom?" YES DADDY!
Ty choked on DT’s willy.
What do dino nuggies and the brown M&M have in common?
I want to fuck them both.
Hey, Tanya, can I Tanya ass?