Sex jokes
Why can't a woman find a glory hole inside of the lady's room?
Because piss comes out of a woman's pussy.
Your penis is literally BLUE!
I know your name is baller cause I'm gonna put my baller into yo MOTHER HOLLER!
Guys, don’t suck your own dick, it does not feel like your dick is being sucked, it feels like you're sucking a dick.
What wiggles and waggles?
A floppy dick!
What do girls after sex with Pinocchio?
Wash off the birch sap from the face.
The highest praise my wife gave to me was when she told me, "The best feminine attribute on your body as a woman would be your p🍆nis." 🥰
Q: Why doesn’t Jimmy Swaggart worry about his premature ejaculation problem?
A: He believes in the second cumming.
BLM = Bang local MILFs.
Haven't had sex since I got out of jail; although sex in jail wasn't that great, either.
SEX
How are Eggs Benedict and a blow job alike?
You can't get either one at home.
Who ever said "condom?" YES DADDY!
Would you rather eat a girl out who has: herpes, COVID, and AIDS while she is on her period?
Or eat live worms, bats, and mice?
Would you rather have a menstrual period with horrible cramps for 200 days straight (including men)?
Or eat 10 lbs of dog s**t every day for 100 days?
Rob, you forgot to pay me for letting you sucky sucky on my thang.
AKA you're for sale.
Pussy, no pussy.
Jesse: Do you like my ball?
Mike: Yes, they are very big. I can’t even fit them in my mouth. You bought a new ball, right?
Jesse: No, they do not leave me.
What do my cock and money have in common?
Your mom.
What's a native chick say after sex?
"Get off me, Dad, you're crushing my smokes!"