Sex jokes
Jake had sex and broke her hymen, guess he’s Jake the ripper.
How can you tell when your sister is on her period?
Your dad's knob tastes funny.
Have you ever had sex camping?
It's inTENTS.
The other day I started watching Game of Thrones.
I told my friend about it. Told him all about the violence, murder, decapitation, gore, sex, gay sex, midget sex, prostitution, rape, paedophilia, incest, and inbreeding... And he was like: "Oh, so you're still on the first episode then?"
Hi there guys, I have no jokes, buy.
What does having sex with a woman and cooking an egg in a skillet have in common?
Both end with a loud annoying sound and a gooey mess to clean the shit up.
Wait, since I'm underage from having sex, what is it like?
When it is quiet when you're having sex and you ask your partner to "Do the roar!"
Why are most West Virginians going to hell?
Their favorite pastimes (inbreeding and bestiality) are an abomination unto the Lord.
What do you call sex in the World Trade Center?
An inside job.
What is gay - curious 🤔 😳
👬 👬 a gay man that is curious about experiencing sex with a 👨 👩 👨 bisexual man.
👨 👨 👩 🚲 🚲 🚲 does it cycle now?
🚲 🚲 🚲
😢 😔 sorry for your luck 🍯 honey it sucks 😪 😞 😒 to be you.
What's the difference between a gay and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What's the best part about having sex with twenty-seven year olds?
There's twenty of them!
"Mmmmmmmm, daddy, f*ck me harder. I love you, daddy, mmmm. I luv your cock, mmmm, lick me, lick my clit, daddy!"
Teacher: Can someone tell me the only living thing that can reproduce without sex?
Little Johnny: "Your wife."
I was fucking this girl, and I started to make her cry.
She mumbled things and squirmed, but I couldn't hear her through the gag I put in her mouth.
My arse hole hurts like no joke, man. I just had to tell that your heads a peanut, you fucking nonce, kid, you fat fuck sack, your mum you dirty cow!
Rubbing everywhere but not the clit and asking, "Do you like that?"
(dude wtf)
Roses are red, violets are blue, your penis smells like stew, and I want to eat it too.
How does a paedophile know if he's good at sex?
It'll forever be a mystery because the victims [are] too young to scream his name.