Sex jokes
What's the difference between anal and oral sex? An and Or!
NSFW Why can't women ever tell men where the clitoris is?
'Cause it's a place to eat.
Women are like iPhones, you have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberrys, rub one ball and everything moves!
What do you say when Jack's late to sex ed?
"Aye-jack-you-late!"
A mom and her son are taking a walk when they pass a homeless man fapping. The boy asks, "What is that man doing?" The mom says, "Making pizza," trying to turn him away.
The son sees a dog fucking another dog and he asks the same thing. She says, "Making extra cheese." When they pass a window and see a couple doing it, he asks the same thing. She says, "Ordering the pizza."
Later that day, the mother says to the father, "I think I want to order some pizza with extra cheese tonight, don't know why that sounds good."
So that night, the husband who was watching tv yelled up the stairs, "Wanna order some pizza!?"
The mother replied, "DON'T WORRY I'M MAKING SOME!"
The son's voice followed, "I'M ADDING EXTRA CHEESE!"
You look at it. You tug on it like a shoe string. You play with it like elastic bubble plastic, but it still never grows.
Lost my virginity to a down syndrome the other day... only cause I wanted my first time to be special.
It ain't always easy having erectile dysfunction, but it sure as hell ain't hard.
Oil and Ass.
Big Phat Wet Ass Orgy 2.
Bubble Butt Bonanza 2.
Big Bubble-Butt Cheerleaders 2.
Big Wet Butts 5.
There Will Be Cum 9.
Mandingo Rocks That Ass.
Big Butts Like It Big 2.
Blowjob Ninjas 5.
Keep It Right There 2.
Big Wet Brazilian Asses! 6
Did you know that statistically, 1 in 10 people live next to a pedophile? Not me though, I live next to a 10 year old boy with a fat ass.
Freddie Mercury was on top of the music world. That's only the 2nd thing he was a top in.
Yeah, she called me "Pledge" because I knocked the dust off it.
Your mom was absolutely getting drilled by me on the living room floor last night.
What did your mom get for Christmas?
A big black horse dildo.
I nutted on the wall, call that a walnut.
Spare.
You got a spare, spare me an inch of that far juicy cock.
My first time sex was like buying my first used, crappy car.
I didn't want it, but Dad gave it to me anyway.
Eat my ass!
Life is like giving head... it always sucks.
69.