What happened when you put your penis in? You start cumming!
Sex Jokes
How do you sex?
With penis!
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Want to have sex?
What's long, hard, and full of semen?
Answer: Me.
What do you call a sad porno?
A tear jerker.
Gwen pegs Xavier.
What is the most useless part of a vagina?
The woman.
Little Red Riding Hood says to the wolf: "What a big dick you have!"
Wolf: "The better to f*** you with!"
It’s funny my sister wanted to have sex with me.
Whoever took my dildo,
I hope you're having a good time.
Why were people sad when John F. Kennedy got shot? All he got was head.
When you’re having the best sex in your life and your grandma says, “I’m not dead!”
Boys are like minis.
Girls are like big pots.
Minis always come first. Don't think about sex boys, be men.
Well, the "HOLE" story is, I shoved it up her hole.
Him: I work with animals all day.
Her: Awwww what do you do?
Him: I'm a pornstar.
Man 1: You look like Scott Cawthon.
Man 2: I'm gonna put your dick in a Coffin!
Man 3: Me first!
Why do orphans enjoy orgasms?
At night, before I got in bed with my girl, I had 206 bones, but I developed a 207th bone.
You know sex is better than logic, but I could've proved it...
You masturbate...
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You won't get any Squirtle and Bulbasaur pets.
