Sex jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue, I only do anal, I thought you knew.
I love eating Hisoka's fat juicy c0ck.
Why was the egg runny?
Because he'd just had sex with Jimmy Saville.
What do strippers and peanut butter have in common?
They both like oil.
The boy was sexually frustrated that he couldn’t have sex with girls, so he fingered his female cat.
Memes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
My I.
May I who?
May I put this pussy on your mouth?
If her internal clock can tock, she can sit on my cock.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" "Grandma." "Oh, okay."
Nah, it's a penis.
What’s white and sticky? A white man's penis after taking care of his neighbor's dog.
Penis penis penis hehe penis penis 🍆🍆
What's the difference between sex and rape? Some effective drugs.
Well, I don't have a joke but... I have a poem.
My dick is red, your pussy is blue. I... lied to you.
I suck big weiner.
A man walked into a fleshlight and died.
The FBI said, "Open up!" I shout to them.
A person said, "Cookie sale." I opened up. He fucked me.
Addicted, what did the drug dealer say to the dopewhore?
"Damn whore, you're not that addicted when you spread your legs open for any man. No wonder weed is more addicted than yo ass." Lol
What do you call three people in a dark room? A porno.
Chupa mi polla.
After sleeping with her boyfriend for the first time, the lead singer of Blackbriar told her friend all about it: "Ik zora cock!"
Anal.