Sex jokes
Would you rather have a menstrual period with horrible cramps for 200 days straight (including men)?
Or eat 10 lbs of dog s**t every day for 100 days?
What do girls after sex with Pinocchio?
Wash off the birch sap from the face.
Can anyone play me in a no limits femdom RP on Kik?
Would you rather eat a girl out who has: herpes, COVID, and AIDS while she is on her period?
Or eat live worms, bats, and mice?
BLM = Bang local MILFs.
it all makes sense now 😮😮😮
The best quote by Kim Jong Un:
"Meeting girl in park is good, but parking meat in girl is better."
My father taught me a lesson of sex in a hypothetical way.
My stepmother gave me a lesson [on] how [it] is going inside?
Who ever said "condom?" YES DADDY!
I thought it would be fun to become a shooter. It became less fun when I realized that "shooting a woman up" also included a condom.
Meeting a girl at the park is good. But parking meat in a girl is better.
What do dino nuggies and the brown M&M have in common?
I want to fuck them both.
Ty choked on DT’s willy.
What song is sung when conceiving?
"Let's Get Physical, Physical!"
SEX
When that one night stand says she has AIDS but you laugh, "I choose D!"
She says...wait what?? I have all of the above! XD
Rob, you forgot to pay me for letting you sucky sucky on my thang.
AKA you're for sale.
Pussy, no pussy.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To try to get away from the man.
Why did the man cross the road?
Because his d**k was stuck in the chicken.
How are Eggs Benedict and a blow job alike?
You can't get either one at home.
Your penis is literally BLUE!