Sex jokes

Addicted, what did the drug dealer say to the dopewhore?

"Damn whore, you're not that addicted when you spread your legs open for any man. No wonder weed is more addicted than yo ass." Lol

Anal.

Chupa mi polla.

The FBI said, "Open up!" I shout to them.

A person said, "Cookie sale." I opened up. He fucked me.

Not sure if domestic violence joke or penis size joke...

After sleeping with her boyfriend for the first time, the lead singer of Blackbriar told her friend all about it: "Ik zora cock!"

I suck big weiner.

What do you call three people in a dark room? A porno.

A man walked into a fleshlight and died.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I only do anal, I thought you knew.

One time my boyfriend and I were playing the tickle game and I tickled him on his thighs by accident, and I said, "Oh no, I am dead."

Then he started tickling me on my thighs up to my vagina, and then I moaned while laughing and told him, "STOP, please."

Then he said, "That's what I thought," and I was like, you cheated. He was like, "You first did it."

So he went to the restroom and pulled down his pants. Then I jumped on him and pulled his dick five times, and he screamed, and I quickly ran out and laughed. Then he ran to me, and I screamed, and he started eating my pussy and fingering me while I said, "Okay, okay, stop."

And he stopped and started sucking my boobs and giving me hickeys while I said, "Please stop," and then I pushed him off, and he turned me around and put his dick in my hole, and I said, "Owwwwwwww."

Then he said, "Play with me, I'll fuck you up."

I said, "Ughh," and slapped him.

I sucked your mom's anus.

Why did the rapist not get sentenced?

Because rule 69 said so 🤣🤣

Ex-girlfriend: “I can smell fish.”

Ex-boyfriend: “I can smell sh*t.”

Ex-boyfriend: “Well, how many boys swam down there?”

Ex-girlfriend: “20!”

Fish: “Wasn’t me, I don’t swim around mistakes.”

Who likes eating ass?

My Little Pony.

What happened when you put your penis in? You start cumming!

How do you sex?

With penis!

Jajajajja funny joke epic laugh. I have been detained, please help!

Why do men lick girls' boobs in sex?

'Cause they are just boys.

Want to have sex?

What's long, hard, and full of semen?

Answer: Me.