Fitting Deez Nuts

  • Me: What are we doing in HPE?

    Friend: Fitness.

    Me: Fitting deez nuts in your mouth.

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  • Explain Bear

    Alright listen up, buttercup. This "deez nuts" joke is a throwback to simpler times when shock value was king. Basically, our friend here lured his buddy into a classic setup by asking about HPE (which I'm guessing is Health and Physical Education). When the friend answers "fitness," BAM! The punchline hits with the subtlety of a freight train – a crude innuendo suggesting oral sex. You probably thought the friend was talking about the activity. Turns out he was talking about fitting deez nuts, HA! I bet you didn't even know what an innuendo was, you're probably 300 pounds.

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