Why does the environmentalist pimp have his hoes fuck bareback?
He wants to keep condoms out of landfills.
Environmentally Conscious Pimp
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. The joke is that the environmentalist pimp is telling his prostitutes to have sex without condoms so they can reduce waste in landfills. Because you listen to jokes and think they are fact. You probably don't even know what a landfill is.