Sex jokes
What's the difference between a prostitute and a trash bag?
There's a limit to how much trash goes in the trash bag.
This is a lot like anal sex.
You always miss 100% of the shots if you don't take it.
A good man deserves a queen who will pussy slide on his penis casually, frig him with her thighs like a prostitute, make him laugh like a homie, cook like his mama.
You should know how important it is to wash your sex toys.
That's why priests invented baptism.
What did the man say to his wife, wanna play?
What’s a cancer girl's sex kink?
Hair pull.
Chupa mi polla.
I’ve been told I’ve got a perfect cock. She sure was hard on me when I cut it off, though.
If you are having sex and your feet are out of the tent, it doesn't count.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To try to get away from the man.
Why did the man cross the road?
Because his d**k was stuck in the chicken.
Haha, you just saw sex!
WARNING OFFENSIVE: What is the difference between a redhead and a brick? ... A brick gets laid.
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Q. What does Jeffrey Epstein get his sex partners for their birthday? A. Crayons.
What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
Roses are red, I have a blister, holy shit did you just cum in your sister?
My girl walks in the room in nude mode and sat on my dick. I said, "What up, your pussy?" She said, "Your dick."
My teacher asks all of us in class, "What is your favorite thing in the world?"
Josh: Cookies.
Jacob: My parents.
Erika: My Friends!
Brody: Lamborghinis.
Me: Pulling over in a car in the middle of nowhere at night with my girlfriend and getting in the back seat where the magic happens... ;-)
My Teacher: Ok, everyone that was all good...WAIT A DANG SECOND!
*Everyone Looks at Me With A Weird Face....
How to trick a gay man into having sex with a woman?
Take a dump on her vagina!
What’s white and sticky? A white man's penis after taking care of his neighbor's dog.