Shrimp Discovery

Alright, listen up, buttercup. This "joke" is saying that the dude who figured out we can eat shrimp is probably the same kind of guy who came up with blowjobs. Get it? It's supposed to be shocking because it's suggesting oral sex. You probably thought shrimp just magically appeared on your plate, huh? Newsflash: someone had to be the first to try it. And judging by your jokes, you're probably still figuring out what a shrimp even is.