How to give a good hand job?
Bop it. Pull it. Twist it. Harder. Better. Faster. Stronger. You put your left hand in. You put your left hand out. You put your left hand in and shake it all about.
None of you ever touch my penis.
How to Give a Hand Job
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, you chucklehead. The joke is that it starts off sounding like instructions for a hand job, but then it turns into a weird mix of the "Bop It" game and the "Hokey Pokey" song. Then, BAM! The punchline hits you like a ton of bricks – nobody gets to touch the dude's junk. It's funny because it's unexpected and a little bit sad for you since you find this joke hilarious, you troglodyte.
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