I came across a dead body in the woods. I liked it so much I came again.
Your mama is so fat. Guys have to bring climbing equipment to have sex with her.
What's the difference between sex and rape? Some effective drugs.
Chuck Norris is the only man that ever had sex with my wife and survived. Oh how did I survive. Fortunately being her husband I was the 1 person she wasn't fucking.
Me and my wife decided we would only smoke after sex. I'm still on the first pack. She's up to 2 packs a week.
Did i tell you I finally got my wife to scream during sex. Yeah you should have heard her the other day when I walked in on her.
My wife is so fat. After sex I rolled over twice. I was still on top of the bitch!
sam and amya like anal sex with each other
Friend: I broke up with Sara.
Me: I know, she came over and I screwed her hard.
Friend: How did her pussy feel?
Me: After about 2 inches, it felt brand new.
Friend: What do you— HOLD UP. WHAT TF IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!?!
How fast is the speed of sex?
68 because at 69 your got to turn around.
Wow, didn't know little Jhony jokes were so dark. Well, but what do you expect from a site with jokes about suicide, sex, and drugs? :-)
"Drugs?????" His eyes popped out. Well, I don't really know if there actually are-- and the exact ones... But there's so many kinds of jokes-- even chin jokes. :^))
And slice jokes!
What kind of "slices"?
Handy ones. ^_^
What is it that gay men can't get from having too much oral sex? erectile dysfunction
I saw a pretty girl walking outside. I asked for her number. We met up and began to have sex. She told me to turn over which was weird. I felt a stinging pain in my ass all of a sudden
im 14 i have had sex before, I have 206 bones in my body but when im with my gf i have 207
Bro, tampons look like sperms, and they go up your coochie.
Rosex why you search that dose it mean Roblox sex kid stop
Pov get a banana cleaner and use it as a sex toy
What’s a cancer girls sex kink? Hair Pull.
i had sex with my dog once and my cat hissed at me for not doing her
Little Johnny was learning about anal sex, when he learned what it was he said my uncle just calls this shhhhh
