Squirt jokes

What happens when you make an asían girl squirt?

She charges you 10 cents for extra sauce.

What’s the difference between a prostitute and a Twinkie?

Nothing. They both squirt their white stuff when you eat it.

What is the worst part about making an Asian girl squirt?

She charges you for extra sauce!

It squirted in my eye, God dammit!

What did the Los Angeles Police do when George Floyd said that he could not breathe? They gave George Floyd two squirts of Zicam cold remedy inside his nose.

What does a man masturbating and a mayo bottle have in common?

They can both squirt out their cum.

Why is a ketchup bottle like a kid? Cause they're like, "Squirt!" (squirt ketchup).

I don’t have another talking stage in me. 🤦🏿‍♂️ Do you squirt, and is your BD dead? 😭

Any girl can be a squirter if you hit the right artery.

In school, we learned that squirrels stick their nuts in trees. So, just like my uncle Dave...

Knott and Shott got into a gunfight. Knott was shot and Shott was not. Therefore, it was better to be Shott than Knott. But what if the shot Shott shot didn't hit Knott but Shott? Then the shot Shott shot shot Shott.

What is six inches, has nuts, and is hard?

A sinkers bar.