Squirt jokes

What happens when you make an asían girl squirt?

She charges you 10 cents for extra sauce.

What’s the difference between a prostitute and a Twinkie?

Nothing. They both squirt their white stuff when you eat it.

What is the worst part about making an Asian girl squirt?

She charges you for extra sauce!

It squirted in my eye, God dammit!

What did the Los Angeles Police do when George Floyd said that he could not breathe? They gave George Floyd two squirts of Zicam cold remedy inside his nose.

What does a man masturbating and a mayo bottle have in common?

They can both squirt out their cum.

Why is a ketchup bottle like a kid? Cause they're like, "Squirt!" (squirt ketchup).

I don’t have another talking stage in me. 🤦🏿‍♂️ Do you squirt, and is your BD dead? 😭

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy.

But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jill's real name is Randy.

I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.

When you ask your sister if she wanna smash, but then she grabs the Switch.

What is six inches, has nuts, and is hard?

A sinkers bar.

I brought my cousin to an arcade and I gave her $5 to go play a game, but she tugged my joystick too hard.