What happens when you make an asían girl squirt?
She charges you 10 cents for extra sauce.
Squirt Jokes
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a Twinkie?
Nothing. They both squirt their white stuff when you eat it.
What is the worst part about making an Asian girl squirt?
She charges you for extra sauce!
It squirted in my eye, God dammit!
What does a man masturbating and a mayo bottle have in common?
They can both squirt out their cum.
Why is a ketchup bottle like a kid? Cause they're like, "Squirt!" (squirt ketchup).
I don’t have another talking stage in me. 🤦🏿♂️ Do you squirt, and is your BD dead? 😭
