Squirt jokes
What happens when you make an asían girl squirt?
She charges you 10 cents for extra sauce.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a Twinkie?
Nothing. They both squirt their white stuff when you eat it.
What is the worst part about making an Asian girl squirt?
She charges you for extra sauce!
It squirted in my eye, God dammit!
What did the Los Angeles Police do when George Floyd said that he could not breathe? They gave George Floyd two squirts of Zicam cold remedy inside his nose.
What does a man masturbating and a mayo bottle have in common?
They can both squirt out their cum.
Why is a ketchup bottle like a kid? Cause they're like, "Squirt!" (squirt ketchup).
I don’t have another talking stage in me. 🤦🏿♂️ Do you squirt, and is your BD dead? 😭
Any girl can be a squirter if you hit the right artery.
In school, we learned that squirrels stick their nuts in trees. So, just like my uncle Dave...
Why did the squirrel do the backstroke?
He wanted to keep his nuts dry.
Things to kids:
Dragapult: "Ooh, look! Some ammo."
A Good Parent: "My baby!"
Michael Jackson: (HeeHee)
Community talk
I'm on the internet, posing as a little girl I'm tryin' to lure evil into my world I tell them that I'm curious, and I'm only twelve Mom and Dad are gone for the day; I'm by myself Buckets of throw up are next to my computer Hopin' that they show up, 'cause what I'm about to do to them Would make the Devil sick: I sharpen my blade Frontin' to this perv like I'm only in the seventh grade The doorbell rings, I gotta ge… Read more
I hate you jake you piece of shit. Looks like i'm going to have to squirt all over your face. also fuck u ag3.0