Little Johnny was learning about anal sex, when he learned what it was he said my uncle just calls this shhhhh
what's better than having unprotected sex? getting an abortion.
What do hookers and porn stars have in common? They get paid for sex and get STD's
A guy and his girl just finished making love. Just as they lay next to each other, the girl asks "Have you thought about any baby names?". The guy then takes his condom off and ties it, and says "Well propably David Copperfield, if he gets out of this"
How is sex like air? It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.
What do a fat woman and bricks have in common? They both get laid by Mexicans.
There was 1 gay guy, who kissed 4576 gay guys. Then had sex with them, creaming so hard, all of the dicks cumming on his face. Then he stopped & had sex again x6, now he was left with...
So a mom and a dad are having sex, their daughter comes down and says, "mommy mommy, what are you doing?" The mom goes, "Uh, were making a cake, let's go back to bed." So she tucks her daughter in and says, "We will go to the park tomorrow." So the next day they go to the park and two teens are going at it in some bushes and the little girl goes,"mommy mommy, what are they doing?" And the mom goes "they're making a cake, let's go back home." So they go home and the mom tucked her Indo bed and says "tomorrow we will go to the zoo." And so the next day they go to the zoo and two monkeys are going at it and the girl goes "my mommy, what are they doing?" And the mom goes "they're making a cake let's go back home." And so they go home and the girl goes "mommy, did you and daddy make a cake last night?" And the mom nervously says "n-no why?" And the little girl goes "because I licked the icing off the couch."
What is the craziest thing an indian man does for sex??.................................................. marriage
Are you the twin towers?
Because I want to crash inside of you.
its important to wash your sex toys
thats why priests invented baptism
Did Jesus die a virgin?
Nah, he got nailed...
Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it I have always wanted to see porn, to bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.
cock, cock, and cum
How do you make it hard for a rapist who is trying to rape you? Rub it.
Are you a professor? I have a theory about sex that I need to test on someone.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.
How do lesbians have sex? It’s too complicated. I’d have to show you.
Why do cannibals love sex, they can make there on food
Guys do not follow tom, he is super inappropriate, i did a 48 hour face reveal and this is what he said:
Tom 13 minutes ago Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ur so cute I wanna fuck your pussy so hard you look amazing I luv ur face come have sex with me mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
