Wait, this is the category "dick." Sorry yours isn't long for yo mama to get fucked up.
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Explain Bear
Okay, so listen up, smarty-pants! The joke here is about your puny *ahem* equipment. It's so tiny, it's basically useless when it comes to, uh, pleasuring your mom. Get it? It's an insult, aimed right at your manhood, or lack thereof. And let's be real, you're probably the type who still asks your mom to cut your sandwiches into triangles.