I'd make an emo joke, but that would be cutting a little too close.
Why do emos love the winter? Because of the long sleeves.
What do you call a committee of emo kids?
A cutting board!
What do you call a flat emo kid?
A cutting board.
What do you do when you run out of lines on your book?
You look at the emo girl and say, "Hey, can I borrow your arm?"
Have you ever heard of emo pizza?
It cuts itself!
Why is it okay to stab meat, but I can't stab myself? These woke lefties, BLM, Antifa, feminists, eco-warriors, pro-vaccine libtards are stopping your freedom and right to stab yourself!
People see this Rolex and they kill themselves.
Motherfucker, that's a suicide watch!
What is my most popular side of myself?
Suicide.
What kills you?
Suicide.
An emo and a leaf fall out of a tree. Which hits the ground first? The leaf. The rope stopped the emo.
Maybe if the grass on my front lawn had depression, It would cut itself.
Why is emo grass better than normal grass?
Emo grass is gonna cut themself.
An emo girl dyed her hair red.
Where does her hairline start? Her wrist.
What do ninjas and depressed people have in common?
They're always cutting.
Your momma! OHHHHH!
Two emos are dating, and the most romantic thing they have ever done is slit each other's wrists.
I want to be like pizza so I can get cut into 8 pieces.
My 14 year old daughter went shopping at a grocery story.
She gets to the register and she asked the cashier to scan her scarred wrist.
The cashier scanned it and replied with, "Ma'am this item is worthless."
An Emo kid in a tree falls. At the same time an apple falls from the same tree, what hits the ground first? The apple would be due to the kid's rope and noose.
