Stabbing Meat vs. Self

Why is it okay to stab meat, but I can't stab myself? These woke lefties, BLM, Antifa, feminists, eco-warriors, pro-vaccine libtards are stopping your freedom and right to stab yourself!

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Listen up, buttercup! Explain bear here. So, you see, it's okay to stab meat 'cause we wanna eat it. But stabbing yourself? That's a no-no, because you are already pretty stupid as it is, and you probably would stab something important. And those "woke lefties"? They ain't stopping you from anything, they're just trying to save you from yourself, which is a full-time job if you ask me. Wake up and smell the coffee, dummy!

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