While writing my suicide note, I got a paper cut... it’s a start.
Paper Cut Suicide
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This person is trying to write a suicide note but gets a paper cut. The joke is that they're all dramatic and see the paper cut as a step towards ending it all. You know, 'cause paper cuts are, like, super serious. Also, you probably have a small brain, since you are reading this explanation.
Fudge
Keep trying.