Don’t cut yourself up about it.
Why do emo kids wear hoodies all the time?
Because they are hiding stitches.
Slit your wrists.
Did you hear about that new emo pizza? It cuts itself!
If you have emo grass and don't pay attention to it, it will cut itself.
How do you Get a discount off groceries
Scan the emo kids wrists
I asked my now ex-boyfriend why he’s scared of my cat. He said it was because of the scratches on my arm.
I told him that my cat doesn’t scratch, but he didn’t believe me. He realised what I meant when he noticed I kept hiding my wrist from everyone else.
(Kinda based on the fact that my ex is indeed scared of cats, and he has been scared of my cat, so yeah 😂)
What do you call a flat emo?
a cutting board
Why do emos cut their arms because they can't cut the rope
What's an emo's favorite way of growing food?
The slash and burn tactic.
Only if onions were emo, they'd cut themselves.
