Self Harm jokes
What falls quicker off a tree? The leaf or the emo?
The leaf, because the emo is stopped by the rope.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
Suicide
Don’t cut yourself up about it.
Why do emo kids wear hoodies all the time?
Because they are hiding stitches.
Slit your wrists.
Did you hear about that new emo pizza? It cuts itself!
If you have emo grass and don't pay attention to it, it will cut itself.
How do you get a discount off groceries?
Scan the emo kid's wrists.
I asked my now ex-boyfriend why he’s scared of my cat. He said it was because of the scratches on my arm.
I told him that my cat doesn’t scratch, but he didn’t believe me. He realised what I meant when he noticed I kept hiding my wrist from everyone else.
(Kinda based on the fact that my ex is indeed scared of cats, and he has been scared of my cat, so yeah 😂)
What do you call a flat emo?
A cutting board.
Why do emos cut their arms? Because they can't cut the rope.
What's an emo's favorite way of growing food?
The slash and burn tactic.
Only if onions were emo, they'd cut themselves.
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This is bree, I am sorry for everything, i broke the clean streak. I am tired. of everything, i dont wanna wake up crying again. i wamt itto stop, but i cant stop it so i will do it the only way i can, so goodbye. Thank you all for caring.but i have saved enough of your attention. just let me be someone forgotten in the back of your mind. And charlie. Im so damn sorry for doing this to you. I just cant. the scars are showing. weather is slowly picking up. and my parents will ask. I don'twant to go back. i'm sorru for doing this to every single one of you. please don't miss me.
Hi fellaz! :3 so like. I told somebody that I used to cut (no more scars. Yippee) and they LOOKED AT ME LIKE I COMMITTED A FELONY. Like hellooo? I'm sorry for being depressed asf
some songs just give me anxiety, some things just do, some people. Some popele are bad for me, im bad for some. I do fucked up things, i cant take back. My dad is right. no matter what poeple think, its true. im manulative, im controlling, im obessive, attention seeking. some people see it, others dont. everythgin i do has a reason, weather its a defecne, or not. ill stilll be bad for some pople. im thanfull thes… Read more