Self Harm jokes
I wish my hair was depressed.
Cause then it would cut itself.
My parents used to make me and my siblings apologize to the ground when we stomped.
If I had done "it," I would have gotten SO many apologies.
How do emos compliment each other?
They say, "I like your cuts g."
How to complement a depressed person: "I like your cuts, g."
Q: How do emo kids complement each other?
A: I like your cuts g.
What do my clothes and a depressed person not have in common?
My clothes don't hang themselves...
I once had an emo friend doing a course for the marines. He made the cut.
Why do emos get discounts at every shop? Because they have barcodes on their wrists.
Why do emo kids wear hoodies all the time?
Because they are hiding stitches.
I told the emo girl to stop playing fruit ninja on her wrists.
What's the difference between me and a hairdresser? We both cut too much.
What falls quicker off a tree? The leaf or the emo?
The leaf, because the emo is stopped by the rope.
What do ninjas and depressed people have in common?
They're always cutting.
What kills you?
Suicide.
When the depressed kid runs out of eyeliner, so he says "fruit ninja" with his wrists.
My (at the time) boyfriend told our chemistry teacher that blood is corrosive to steel.
Anyways, my sharpener isn’t working because the blade has been too badly damaged from something else…
You look sexy with that rope around your neck.
What's the best part about having emo grass?
It cuts itself!
Are you a knife? Because damn, I want you inside of me ;)
What makes emos jump?
Bridges.