I'd make an emo joke, but that would be cutting a little too close.
Cutting It Close
Explanation
Explain Bear
Okay, so listen up, genius. The joke is funny because "cutting" is a thing that some emo people do to feel feelings. And the joke would be "cutting it close" which means almost too far. But it's also literally cutting. Get it? It's funny because it's dark. I bet you still wear a helmet when you go outside, huh?
Hannah
are you an emo