Self Harm jokes

How can you tell what kind of emo you are?

By how deep the cuts are on your forearm.

Really feeling suicidal is basically having a mental breakdown, but realizing you have nothing nice and sharp to use.

Would a depressed person enjoy a cat scratch? After all, it's a free slice.

Is skin picking self-harm?

Cause I'm red all over without a razor.

Emo grass cuts itself, while transgender laundry hangs itself.

Why did the emo trade his knife for a chainsaw?

- To win

My life. BAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHHA

Q. How does an emo scratch an itch? A. With a razor blade.

I tried being an emo, but I never got the hang of it.

Did you hear about the octopus who went emo? He sliced all 8 of his wrists.

I wish my grass were emo, so it would cut itself.

One time a blind person grabbed my arm thinking it was something else.

"Oh wow, this is such an interesting book!"

My boyfriend always likes when I wear my fishnet sleeves. He says it looks great on me, but he doesn’t know that my skin is covered with scars... no one does. No one questions why I wear them everyday. I hope it stays like that because I can’t deal with my mom finding out that I still hurt myself.

An Emo kid in a tree falls. At the same time an apple falls from the same tree, what hits the ground first? The apple would be due to the kid's rope and noose.

I only cut to find out if I'm real or cake.

What do you call a depressed a cappella group?

Self-Harmony.

What's an emo's favorite way of growing food?

The slash and burn tactic.

Them: What's on your arm?

Me: I'm training to breathe fire ;)

My teacher walked up to the emo kid and told him, "I like your striped red and tan gloves." And she asked, "Where did you get them?" The emo kid replied, "Oh, I made the red stripes myself."

What does my arm have in common with paper?

They both can be cut.