One time a blind person grabbed my arm thinking it was something else.
"Oh wow, this is such an interesting book!"
My boyfriend always likes when I wear my fishnet sleeves. He says it looks great on me, but he doesn’t know that my skin is covered with scars... no one does. No one questions why I wear them everyday. I hope it says like that because I can’t deal with my mom finding out that I still hurt myself.
i only cut to find out if im real or cake
What do you call a depressed acapella group? Self Harmony.
What's an emos favorite way of growing food? The slash and burn tactic
Them: whats on your arm? Me: I'm training to breathe fire ;)
What does my arm have in common with paper? They both can be cut.
I asked my now ex boyfriend why he’s scared of my cat. He said it was because of the scratches on my arm.
I told him that my cat doesn’t scratch, but he didn’t believe me. He realised what I meant when he noticed I kept hiding my wrist from everyone else.
(Kinda based on the fact that my ex is indeed scared of cats, and he has been scared of my cat so yeah 😂)
i think im a red zebra!! cuz im stripped red iykwim
I’ve always been a bit insecure about having thicker thighs.
Now I realize it allows me to fit more scars!
If you don’t like mowing your lawn, just get emo grass! It cuts itself!
im the joke
What's the difference between my ripped jeans and my arms . Non
What’s the easiest way to dig a hole to china?
Through my arm
Friend: did your tattoos hurt Me: nah not really Friend: What did they feel like Me: 7th grade Friend:😶😶😨😰😰😰😨
Hey kels whats on your arm?
Oh that was the cat
We don't have a cat...
Oh...
I told a blind man to read more so he grabbed my arm and read the whole dictionary
If you wanna really know how to get under my skin, give me a razor and maybe we'll talk ;)
whats flat and great for cutting? me
You know the difference between me and a zebra? Me neither.
