Self Harm jokes
What do me, emos, and Monster cans have in common?
A barcode.
If I cut my wrist, am I a zebra or a tiger?
How can you tell what kind of emo you are?
By how deep the cuts are on your forearm.
Really feeling suicidal is basically having a mental breakdown, but realizing you have nothing nice and sharp to use.
Would a depressed person enjoy a cat scratch? After all, it's a free slice.
Is skin picking self-harm?
Cause I'm red all over without a razor.
Emo grass cuts itself, while transgender laundry hangs itself.
Why did the emo trade his knife for a chainsaw?
- To win
My life. BAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHHA
Q. How does an emo scratch an itch? A. With a razor blade.
I tried being an emo, but I never got the hang of it.
Did you hear about the octopus who went emo? He sliced all 8 of his wrists.
I wish my grass were emo, so it would cut itself.
One time a blind person grabbed my arm thinking it was something else.
"Oh wow, this is such an interesting book!"
My boyfriend always likes when I wear my fishnet sleeves. He says it looks great on me, but he doesn’t know that my skin is covered with scars... no one does. No one questions why I wear them everyday. I hope it stays like that because I can’t deal with my mom finding out that I still hurt myself.
An Emo kid in a tree falls. At the same time an apple falls from the same tree, what hits the ground first? The apple would be due to the kid's rope and noose.
I only cut to find out if I'm real or cake.
What do you call a depressed a cappella group?
Self-Harmony.
What's an emo's favorite way of growing food?
The slash and burn tactic.
Them: What's on your arm?
Me: I'm training to breathe fire ;)