What do you do when you see a spaceman?
Park in it, man!
I donβt see why emo kids donβt like to hang around
I see them hang all day
I come in from work to see my wife dead on the sofa. As I unzip for one last ride she says BOO! What kind of a dick fuck does that!
Q: Wanna see something funny? A: Sure *bomb florda*
One day I meet a blind guy and I said you should see Mt Cheaha
Brown bear Brwn bear what do you see i see a blind man looking at me blind man blind man what do you see. Oh sorry i forgot you cant see.
a guy stuffed some cigarrets up his eyes thinking it would make him see colors. The next day he could see only one color... Black
Me: I'm retarded. Teacher: Why? Me: It took me 2 hours to see 60 Minutes
cemeteries should be built next to orphanages, so the orphans can see their parents
YOUR GAY IF YOU SEE THIS
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? Neither of them can see their parents.
Child:Hello I canβt find my dad.stranger:Oh well when and where did you last see him?child:Oh I remember 5 years ago he went to get some milk here.
Why do you only see girls in groups of 3, 5, 7, and 9?
Because they canβt even
I'm on a seafood diet I see food and I eat itπ
Why did the orphan wait in line? To see their parents next
me: Can I borrow your cd? friend: What cd? me: see deez nuts in yo mouth
I think I found the worst joke in life ,For me it's that i have always been unwanted and alone for my hole life and I've have never even been In a relationship with anyone and I'm 31 years old and I also know that deep down, I'm always going to be alone and unhappy ,all I get out of life, is seeing everyone else with someone ,and knowing it will never happen for me , I think that's the worst joke I can think of .LIFE. Still living when you know you'll never find someone to be with I apologize with the wording to this it's another thing I am a failure at
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Sultan Khan was an courtier in akbar s' court he wanted to make his son the royal treasure but his cunning plans always failed Sultan khan thought that birbal was to play his son's misfortune so he looked for a opportunity to get rid of birbal one day birbal was late to the emperor 's court seeing this angry when sultan khan said your majesty don't you think that birbal is taking his position he has been late these days this must be another plan to trap birbal said akbar So he decided to wait and see what and see what birbal would do So akbar sit next to suman khan and said yes he must be punished Suman khan was amazed to see his plan work this time From now you should not agree to anything he says today Akbar replied agreed Soon birbal came to court Please spare me from being here late my wife was unwell Akbar immediately said no Birbal was surprised He tried again by saying but that's the truth Please belive me Again akbar replied no There must be something going on thought birbal himself Then he asked can we discover important matters today Akbar immediately replied no we will not Then may I go home asked birbal Akbar said no you will stay here this evening said akbar enjoying himself Birbal understood what was happening Oh so this is my game the emperor is saying no to all my questions He saw around and saw suman khan smiling to see him in trouble This must be his idea Let me teach him a lesson The clever birbal thought to akbar Very well he said But I have a last request will you please listen to me Akbar saw what birbal had done He was very pleased and called loudly No I will not listen to you That is all birbal said before returning to his seat Suman khan was thunned and angry And birbal had outwitted him an he could not make his son the treasure
my wife and i went to the bar to get a drink but 2 mins later i see her dead on the ground i guess she couldent see the bottle flying at her face then i laughed and went home.
Al fayedβs son arrives at heavens gates and sees his driver He shouts β you stupid cunt β The driver says β Watch Boss? β Dodi replies..::::: I said I WANT TO FUCK DI IN THE TUNNEL NOT FUCKING DIE IN THE TUNNEL
