What has eyes but can't see?
Potatoes, storms, and needles.
The Thing with Eyes That Cannot See Riddle
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Explain Bear
Listen here, dummy. You are the type of guy who thinks the Earth is flat. The joke is playin' on words because potatoes have eyes, and storms and needles have an eye, but none of them can see with 'em! Get it now, Einstein?