How did the burglar get into my house?
Intruder window.
Did you know that a majority of the U.S is afraid of the dark Especially if they are right behind you at the ATM.
Today I was at the Apple Store when I saw that a lot of phones were broken. When I looked around I saw none other than Pristiano Penaldo smashing all the phones. He said he was mad because he ghosted vs a relegation team. Shame on you Penaldo!
why do blondes make bad bankrobbers? because they tie up the safe and blow the guards.
What does a lawyer defending a killer and a password have in common? They're case sensitive
Why did the chicken crack the safe. To get to her nest egg.
bomb
How did the security guard at the orchid get better at his job? He got an Apple Watch.
What did Julius say when he saw a woman stealing an expensive chandelier?
“Guards! Seize her (Caesar)!”
ENTER PASSWORD.
WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.
RESET PASSWORD.
NEW PASSWORD CAN'T BE OLD PASSWORD.
sets fire to computer
How do you enter your house?
Through Bill gates!
To stop my password getting hacked, I changed it to something difficult to crack: StrongBrazilianNut111
i saw two blind men fighting at the mall I yelled he has a gun they both ran
A suicide bombers biggest fear is not exploding.
I got fired my first day at the bank this old lady told me to check her balance so I pushed her over
As an actor going to film a new TV show in another country, when TSA asks “what’s the purpose of your visit?”... “I’m going to shoot a pilot” is never a good answer
Five Nights at Freddy's: Security Breach
I was about to change my password to fire-fist ace.... but apparently it was too weak.
Did you hear about the crime in the parking garage? It was wrong on so many levels.
Does anyone know what's going on with all the creeps that joined and restart your school laptop to get everything unblocked
