Why did the chicken cross the road? Because North Korea's long-range missiles can't reach that far.
Chicken Crosses Road to Avoid Missiles
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, you chucklehead. So, the chicken crosses the road, right? Usually, it's to get to the other side. But in this joke, it's because North Korea's missiles are about as accurate as you trying to assemble IKEA furniture. Basically, the chicken is safer on the other side of the road 'cause those missiles ain't hitting anything useful anyway. Fact: You probably still believe in the Tooth Fairy.
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