Security

Security Jokes

"John FK, he think he special car no top, everyone see like he on parade. Me, I stay hidden, secret style, no bullets find me. Much smar smarter, no? Scret lifestyle safety."

Did you know that a majority of the U.S. is afraid of the dark?

Especially if they are right behind you at the ATM.

My local hacker contacted me and told me that he hacked my computer.

I responded, “Show me proof.” He provided the username and password for my email account, bank account, video game accounts, and social media accounts. To be honest, that is the fastest “Forgot Password” procedure I’ve ever done.

To stop my password from getting hacked, I changed it to something difficult to crack: "StrongBrazilianNut111".

I saw two blind men fighting at the mall. I yelled, "He has a gun!" They both ran.