Security

Security Jokes

Assassination

"John FK, he think he special car no top, everyone see like he on parade. Me, I stay hidden, secret style, no bullets find me. Much smar smarter, no? Scret lifestyle safety."

Airport

I guess making 9/11 jokes at the airport is better than shouting "He's got a gun!" at the airport.

Joe Biden

Joe Biden would’ve died in the Secret Service tackle. They would have been like, "Get down Mr. Presi-"

Rapper

Why did the rapper become a locksmith?

Because he always had the KEYS!

Atm

Did you know that a majority of the U.S. is afraid of the dark?

Especially if they are right behind you at the ATM.

Nude

Women used to fear their nudes getting leaked.

Now it’s $3.99.

Firewall

Why do hackers in Africa have hard times dealing with firewalls?

They don't have water.

Hacker

My local hacker contacted me and told me that he hacked my computer.

I responded, “Show me proof.” He provided the username and password for my email account, bank account, video game accounts, and social media accounts. To be honest, that is the fastest “Forgot Password” procedure I’ve ever done.

Password

To stop my password from getting hacked, I changed it to something difficult to crack: "StrongBrazilianNut111".

Man

I saw two blind men fighting at the mall. I yelled, "He has a gun!" They both ran.

Account

Hi, I am just wondering who went into my account, 'cause I've changed my password, by the way.

Twin Towers

When you're working in the Twin Towers, but you have to turn your computer to airplane mode.