John FK, he think he special car no top, everyone see like he on parade. me, I stay hidden, secret style, no bullets find me. Much smar smarter, no? Scret lifestyle safety
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.
I guess making 9/11 jokes at the airport is better then shouting he’s got a gun at the airport
Joe Biden would’ve died in the Secret Service tackle. They would have been like get down Mr. Presi-
Do you think when the Secret Service heard the gunshot they were like, "Donald Duck"?
Why did the rapper become a locksmith?
Because he always had the KEYS
Did you know that a majority of the U.S is afraid of the dark Especially if they are right behind you at the ATM.
Women used to fear their nudes getting leaked
now it’s $3.99
bomb
Why do hackers in Africa have hard times dealing with firewalls? They don't have water.
My local hacker contacted me and told me that he hacked my computer. I responded, “Show me proof.” He provided the username and password for my email account, bank account, video game accounts, and social media accounts. To be honest, that is the fastest “Forgot Password” procedure I’ve ever done.
To stop my password getting hacked, I changed it to something difficult to crack: StrongBrazilianNut111
i saw two blind men fighting at the mall I yelled he has a gun they both ran
hi i am just wondering who went into my account cause i’ve changed my password by the way
A suicide bombers biggest fear is not exploding.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair
RCXD
keep yourself safe!
Those rape alarms give you a headache don't they?
Nothing makes a guy happier than when his girlfriend says “Go and lock the door first...”
Q: Do you know why orphans rob banks?
A: Because it's a guarantee they'll be wanted afterwards
