Knowing how to pick locks has really opened a lot of doors for me
Junkyard dogs may be mean, but the meanest dogs are the ones guarding concentration camps.
Why do hackers in Africa have hard times dealing with firewalls? They don't have water.
Are suicide bombers taught properly how to fly or... Are they just given a quick crash course?
what do u call security outside a samsung store guardians of the galaxy
Teachers: when ever there’s a school shooting hide under the desk Students: hiding under desk Shooter: Well no ones in here
Why do they have fences around cemeteries? Because people are dying to get in.
the terrorists lost there landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closet building becuse religon
Women used to fear their nudes getting leaked
now it’s $3.99
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair
RCXD
keep yourself safe!
Nothing makes a guy happier than when his girlfriend says “Go and lock the door first...”
why does the please touch museum sounds like police touch musuem? because they gotta watch out for the pedos
I saw an ad that said, "By the time this ad is over, two identities would have been stolen" So, I did what I had to do, and skipped the ad! You're welcome to the two people's identities I saved!
What is Forrest Gump's email password?
1forrest1
did you try the digital egg padlock? because it is very easy to crack the code.
i went to my local shooting range today but was surprised to see that the news reported a school shooting there, i still dont know who snitched...
I was taking a walk near the prison when I saw a good looking guy climbing down the fence, and when he noticed me, he gave me a sneer! It was pretty condescending.
How do you know if an Asian has broke into your house? Your dog is gone. ;)
my gun is like my house used to be full now its empty
