What did Julius say when he saw a woman stealing an expensive chandelier?
“Guards! Seize her (Caesar)!”
How do you enter your house?
Through Bill Gates!
A suicide bombers biggest fear is not exploding.
I saw two blind men fighting at the mall. I yelled, "He has a gun!" They both ran.
Did you hear about the crime in the parking garage? It was wrong on so many levels.
I was about to change my password to Fire-Fist Ace... but apparently it was too weak.
Five Nights at Freddy's: Security Breach
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.
To stop my password from getting hacked, I changed it to something difficult to crack: "StrongBrazilianNut111".
I got fired my first day at the bank this old lady told me to check her balance so I pushed her over
As an actor going to film a new TV show in another country, when TSA asks, "What’s the purpose of your visit?"... "I’m going to shoot a pilot" is never a good answer.
Knowing how to pick locks has really opened a lot of doors for me.
Does anyone know what's going on with all the creeps that joined and restart your school laptop to get everything unblocked?
Junkyard dogs may be mean, but the meanest dogs are the ones guarding concentration camps.
ENTER PASSWORD.
WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.
RESET PASSWORD.
NEW PASSWORD CAN'T BE OLD PASSWORD.
Sets fire to computer.
what do u call security outside a samsung store guardians of the galaxy
Are suicide bombers taught properly how to fly, or...
Are they just given a quick crash course?
Why do hackers in Africa have hard times dealing with firewalls?
They don't have water.
Women used to fear their nudes getting leaked
now it’s $3.99
Why do they have fences around cemeteries? Because people are dying to get in.
