Security Jokes

As an actor going to film a new TV show in another country, when TSA asks “what’s the purpose of your visit?”... “I’m going to shoot a pilot” is never a good answer

Did you hear about the crime in the parking garage? It was wrong on so many levels.

I got fired my first day at the bank this old lady told me to check her balance so I pushed her over

What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.

Knowing how to pick locks has really opened a lot of doors for me

Does anyone know what's going on with all the creeps that joined and restart your school laptop to get everything unblocked

Junkyard dogs may be mean, but the meanest dogs are the ones guarding concentration camps.

ENTER PASSWORD.

WRONG.

RESET PASSWORD.

NEW PASSWORD CAN'T BE OLD PASSWORD.

sets fire to computer

what do u call security outside a samsung store guardians of the galaxy

Why do hackers in Africa have hard times dealing with firewalls? They don't have water.

Are suicide bombers taught properly how to fly or... Are they just given a quick crash course?

Women used to fear their nudes getting leaked

now it’s $3.99

Teachers: when ever there’s a school shooting hide under the desk Students: hiding under desk Shooter: Well no ones in here

Why do they have fences around cemeteries? Because people are dying to get in.

the terrorists lost there landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closet building becuse religon

https://me.me/i/water-exists-airport-security-what-the-fuck-did-you-just-fc25990076e54a13abe393eca0d6765a

What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair

RCXD

I saw an ad that said, "By the time this ad is over, two identities would have been stolen" So, I did what I had to do, and skipped the ad! You're welcome to the two people's identities I saved!