Security Guard's New Apple Watch

  • How did the security guard at the orchid get better at his job? He got an Apple Watch.

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, smarty pants. The joke is play on words. "Orchid" sounds like "on guard." Getting an Apple Watch, which can provide alerts and information, would help a security guard be better "on guard," or at his job at the orchid. I know you are probably too busy filing your taxes or picking your nose to get this joke.

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