I went fishing with my grandpa and my fishing line caught the attention of a school of fish. I told him to get my gun. A black man said where are the young ones.
Which one gets bullied the most, is it autism or down syndrome or ADHD?
I feel bad for the kids at Sandy Hook all they wanted was books but got magazines instead
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get DE-GREEZ
Little Johnny walked into class with a black eye and the teacher said, "Why do you have a black eye?" Johnny said, "Well, me and my parents have to share a bed, and my dad asked me if I was asleep and I said no, so he smacked me." The teacher said, "Well tonight, don't say anything." The next day, Johnny walked in with another black eye and the teacher said, "Why do you have another black eye?" Little Johnny said, "Well, last night, I did what you said and didn't say anything when my dad asked me if I was asleep. A few minutes later, my dad said he was coming, and my mom said she was coming too. They usually don't go anywhere without me so I said 'Wait for me, I'm coming too."
The fact I couldn't hear the announcements at my school because the boys in my advisory are clapping with no hands should be a joke just in itself....they were making sexual faces as well, oh and don't forget the moaning they do.
Why did the rapper go to SCHOOL?
To learn his ABCs (All 'Bout Cash)
Why did the rapper go to school?
To master the art of RAP-LETICS
A teacher wanted to teach her students about self-esteem, so she asked anyone who thought they were stupid to stand up. One kid stood up and the teacher was surprised. She didn’t think anyone would stand up so she asked him, “Why did you stand up?” He answered, “I didn’t want to leave you standing up by yourself.”
Where did Jeffrey Epstein go to college? Bring them young
During a discussion at Sunday school, a nun asks the children what they think God takes you by when you die. A kid responds, "I think God takes you by your feet, because once I walked into my parents room and my mom's feet were in the air and she was screaming, "Oh God, I'm coming!!!"
Why did the rapper become a teacher?
Because they had a knack for dropping KNOWLEDGE
Kris is so dumb that his smartwatch went to NIGHT SCHOOL
Why did the rapper become an archaeologist?
Because he wanted to dig for OLD-SCHOOL BEATS
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some FRESH RHYMES in the cafeteria
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CABULARY
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some KNOWLEDGE BARS
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get his degree in FLOW-NOMICS
I wore a purple outfit to school and sum indian kid called me thanos so I called him vision and tryed pulling the red dot off his head.
Why are Americans so shocked when it comes to Mexican drug cartels?
Because none of the drug lords (or their associates, for that matter) have shot up a school.
