School

School jokes

Tattoo

    • Friend: Did your tattoos hurt?

    Me: Nah, not really.

    Friend: What did they feel like?

    Me: 7th grade.

    Friend: 😶😶😨😰😰😰😨

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    • Mistake

    • Teacher: "What is the opposite of the following sentence: 'Children in the dark make mistakes'?"

    Student: "Mistakes in the dark make children."

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    • Condom

    • True story: In 1986, in the midst of the HIV epidemic, they made condoms available to the public. At that time, me and my boyfriend were 13 years old. My boyfriend was so happy: "These will make great water balloons!" And I was even happier. I did not have to pack a lunch for school tomorrow, lol.

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    • Hairline

    • Your hairline is so far back that when your teacher puts you in the front of the class, your hairline is quite in the back.

    Penis

    • Three boys are in the 4th grade; one is black, one is white, and the other is Hispanic. Who has the biggest penis?

    The black one... he's 13!

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    • Kid

    • There's no Asian kids in my class, but it just happens to be the rice store and the pet store just ran out of stock...

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    • Punch

    • When my bro says "YOUR MOM" when I'm talking when I'm at school, and my friend says "YOUR MOM," me punches him;-;

    Brother

    • After I see an anime boy acting cool,

    Me at school acting cool:

    My brothers: "He's just acting cool."

    Me: I'm gonna kill u 0.0