School jokes
Name: Jack, call sign "triple".
School: Nova corps gun academy.
Location: Wyoming mountains.
What do you call it when school starts in Africa?
Black to school.
I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.
I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"
She said, "She was a little tardy."
I asked her, "I thought they all were."
Why do orphans cause trouble at school?
So the teachers will call their parents.
My son was thrown out of school for letting a schoolgirl wank him off.
"That's the third school this year..." I said to my son, "... Maybe teaching isn't for you."
Why didn't the child go to school?
Because he died of a heroin overdose.
Little Jim's friend told him that if he farts, he will give him a tenner. Little Jim tries to fart, but he poos himself, and he is bullied until he puts the poo on the bullies' face.
Your hairline is so far back that if you were a backbencher in class and I was a germ sitting on it, I would think that the rest of the backbenchers are seated in front of the class.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CULUS.
I told my brother if he wanted to have a wonderful first day of school, then he should put a cookbook in the women's sports section at the school library.
An ugly, poor teenage girl found a genie lamp in her backyard. The genie said, "I will grant you 3 wishes, but under 1 condition."
"What is it?" she asked.
"After I grant your final wish, you have to have sex with me," the genie replied.
"Okay, for my 1st wish, I wish to be the prettiest girl at my school," the genie snapped his fingers and made her pretty.
"For my 2nd wish, I wish for my family to be rich," the genie snapped his fingers and told her her family is now the richest in town.
"And your final wish?" the genie asked.
"I wish I had a sabertoothed vagina."
Dogs say woof.
Cows say moo.
Idiots say, "The site will be less dead when school starts again!"
What do you call an autistic kid in a school shooting?
Target practice.
I'm shocked about Donald Trump escaping the transgender accusations. Trump is more talkative than any of the popular girls I went to school with! Not to mention Trump's tweets...
How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
Give them a Sandy Hook.
Teacher: How much is a gram?
Tyronne: Uhmm, depends on what you need.
What do you call a 5th grader with no friends?
Sandy Hook survivor.
I went fishing with my grandpa, and my fishing line caught the attention of a school of fish. I told him to get my gun.
A black man said, "Where are the young ones?"
Which one gets bullied the most, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
I feel bad for the kids at Sandy Hook. All they wanted was books, but got magazines instead.