School jokes
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn his ABCs (All 'Bout Cash)!
Why was the math book sad at the rapper?
Because it knew it couldn't count on his bars.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To master the art of RAP-LETICS!
A teacher wanted to teach her students about self-esteem, so she asked anyone who thought they were stupid to stand up. One kid stood up, and the teacher was surprised. She didn’t think anyone would stand up, so she asked him, “Why did you stand up?” He answered, “I didn’t want to leave you standing up by yourself.”
Where did Jeffrey Epstein go to college?
Bring them young.
During a discussion at Sunday school, a nun asks the children what they think God takes you by when you die. A kid responds, "I think God takes you by your feet, because once I walked into my parents' room and my mom's feet were in the air and she was screaming, "Oh God, I'm coming!!!"
Why did the rapper become a teacher?
Because they had a knack for dropping KNOWLEDGE.
Kris is so dumb that his smartwatch went to NIGHT SCHOOL.
Why did the rapper become an archaeologist?
Because he wanted to dig for old-school beats!
Why was the rapper always late?
Because he had to drop his kids off at the Rhyme Bus.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some FRESH RHYMES in the cafeteria!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CABULARY!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some KNOWLEDGE BARS!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get his degree in FLOW-NOMICS.
I wore a purple outfit to school, and some Indian kid called me Thanos, so I called him Vision and tried pulling the red dot off his head.
Why are Americans so shocked when it comes to Mexican drug cartels?
Because none of the drug lords (or their associates, for that matter) have shot up a school.
How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders?
He hit them all when he started shooting his shot.
Why was Wacko Jacko willing to write a song for the film Free Willy?
He thought that the film's title was a nice phrase to yell out in primary school playgrounds.
Why don't parents get school shooting jokes? They're aimed at a younger audience.
What do you call a kid laying down in the classroom? Kill confirmed.
What do you call three kids laying down in the classroom? Kill streak.