Michael Jackson's Blanket

This joke plays on the infamous incident where Michael Jackson appeared to dangle his baby out a window. The punchline twists this by saying he was just 'airing his blanket,' making it seem like the baby was just a blanket.

• Michael Jackson
• Baby
• Pop culture
• Celebrity
• Singer
• Musician

• Why did Michael Jackson name his kid Blanket? What would you call a cover for your cock?
• What did the parent say to Michael Jackson? "Get off my kid!"
• How do you know when it’s bedtime at Michael Jackson’s house? The big hand is on the little hand!
• What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common? They both leave children's rooms with an empty sack.