Michael Jackson Impersonation

This joke is playing on the rumors and allegations of child sexual abuse that plagued Michael Jackson. The humor comes from the dark implication that the 'secret' is related to something inappropriate involving a child, rather than a harmless aspect of the impersonation. It's a dark and somewhat uncomfortable twist.

• Michael Jackson
• Impersonation
• Kid
• Singing
• Celebrity
• Allegation

• I can't imagine him moaning with the kids, "Hi, uh, ya daddy, uh HEE!"
• What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap? "You have a great singer inside you."
• What is the difference between Michael Jackson and my uncle? Nothing, they both steal children.
• What touches kids and is made out of plastic? Michael Jackson, hee hee!