Micheal Jackson jokes
What's the difference between a rubber and Michael Jackson? Nothing, kids touch them both.
What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common?
They are both hard.
Why did Michael Jackson get away with it? Because he's a smooth criminal.
So, I met Michael Jackson before he died. He dragged me to his bed.
Book on Michael Jackson: Issued black; returned white.
Michael Jackson so white, I turned blind.
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and my uncle? Nothing, they both steal children.
What does Michael Jackson do with his meat? "Just beat it". His song btw lol.
What do you call a female Michael Jackson? She she.
I never touched kids, just women, but since I was famous, they were fine with it.
What do Michael Jackson and Tesco carrier bags have in common? They’re both made out of plastic and harmful to children.
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.
What did Michael Jackson say to the child sitting on him?
“Just beat it! Just beat it!”
How did Michael Jackson die?
Because he danced like a zombie!
What do Michael Jackson and math have in common? They are both hard for kids.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? One's made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries.
Michael Jackson and Tonya Harding got together back in the day for a horse racing venture. Tonya says, "I'll handle the handicapping, you go ride the 3-year-olds."
What did the woman say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, sir, you're in my son."
Michael Jackson goes to his favorite bakery and says to the workers, "This is my favorite baker, hehe."
Why did Michael Jackson run?
Because he lost his glove.