Micheal Jackson

Micheal Jackson Jokes

Rubber

What's the difference between a rubber and Michael Jackson? Nothing, kids touch them both.

Michael Jackson

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? One's made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries.

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  • Math

    What do Michael Jackson and math have in common? They are both hard for kids.

    Horse Racing

    Michael Jackson and Tonya Harding got together back in the day for a horse racing venture. Tonya says, "I'll handle the handicapping, you go ride the 3-year-olds."

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  • Baby

    POV: Someone stole Michael Jackson's baby: "He he stole my bab(y), he he."

    Child

    What is the difference between Michael Jackson and my uncle? Nothing, they both steal children.

    Michael Jackson

    What do Michael Jackson and Tesco carrier bags have in common? They’re both made out of plastic and harmful to children.

    Song

    What is Michael Jackson’s favorite song? “Little Drummer Boy.”

    Rock

    What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common?

    They are both hard.

    Golf

    Why does Michael Jackson like to play golf?

    He likes to hit small white balls.