Micheal Jackson jokes
What's the difference between a rubber and Michael Jackson? Nothing, kids touch them both.
What did the woman say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, sir, you're in my son."
Michael Jackson goes to his favorite bakery and says to the workers, "This is my favorite baker, hehe."
Why did Michael Jackson run?
Because he lost his glove.
Normal people: I'm my own nationality.
Michael Jackson: Click here to change nationality.
He sing, he dance, he he.
I never touched kids, just women, but since I was famous, they were fine with it.
How did Michael Jackson die?
Because he danced like a zombie!
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.
Michael Jackson and Tonya Harding got together back in the day for a horse racing venture. Tonya says, "I'll handle the handicapping, you go ride the 3-year-olds."
What do you call a female Michael Jackson? She she.
What do Michael Jackson and Tesco carrier bags have in common? They’re both made out of plastic and harmful to children.
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and my uncle? Nothing, they both steal children.
What does Michael Jackson do with his meat? "Just beat it". His song btw lol.
What do Michael Jackson and math have in common? They are both hard for kids.
What did Michael Jackson say to the child sitting on him?
“Just beat it! Just beat it!”
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? One's made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries.
So, I met Michael Jackson before he died. He dragged me to his bed.
Michael Jackson so white, I turned blind.
Book on Michael Jackson: Issued black; returned white.