Micheal Jackson jokes
What's the difference between a rubber and Michael Jackson? Nothing, kids touch them both.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? One's made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries.
What's harder than steel? Michael Jackson at a playground.
What do Michael Jackson and math have in common? They are both hard for kids.
What does Michael Jackson do with his meat? "Just beat it". His song btw lol.
What did Michael Jackson say to the child sitting on him?
“Just beat it! Just beat it!”
Michael Jackson so white, I turned blind.
Why did Michael Jackson get away with it? Because he's a smooth criminal.
Book on Michael Jackson: Issued black; returned white.
Michael Jackson and Tonya Harding got together back in the day for a horse racing venture. Tonya says, "I'll handle the handicapping, you go ride the 3-year-olds."
POV: Someone stole Michael Jackson's baby: "He he stole my bab(y), he he."
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and my uncle? Nothing, they both steal children.
What do Michael Jackson and Tesco carrier bags have in common? They’re both made out of plastic and harmful to children.
He sing, he dance, he he.
What is Michael Jackson’s favorite song? “Little Drummer Boy.”
Why does Michael Jackson like to play golf?
He likes to hit small white balls.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pizza topping? Pepperon-he-he.
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.
What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common?
They are both hard.
Michael Jackson's nose is so steep, it can be a ski ramp.