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What time is it when you say "bad day?"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Control freak.
Con...
Ok, now you say, "Control freak who?"
What did the whale say?
Nothing!
It just wailed.
What did the doctor say to the potato?
It told it it had tuberculosis.
When someone falls, you say to them, "I remember when I started to learn to walk."
Memes
What did the father bullet say to the baby bullet when he killed a bull by hitting it in the eye: "Bull's eye!"
Over summer, I shot up my school and left a note saying, "I could have done this anytime!"
It's a very smart day today. I'd say it has about 30-45 degrees, with humidex.
What did one canyon say to the other?
You stay here, I'm gonna rise up on ahead.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cows say, "Moo, not who."
Jack and his kids went to the lake, and his mother wants him to go swimming. You know what he says? "Back where you came from!"
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He didn't have enough room for any more RAM on his motherboard. I feel so bad for saying that!
Why did you say not to?
What do you say to a clock?
"What time is it?"
My friend: Yo stupid.
Me: Is that right, and what exactly have you done in your lifetime that makes you Einstein?
My friend: *rolls eyes and says whatever.*
Me: Keep on rolling them, you might find your brain in there.
What did the mom say to the twins?
"Go crash a plane!"
Say "I hate happiness" without the "hs".
Go to the replies, look at the top and it will say "in your mum."
What does an orphan say a lot? "Where is my house?"
So if you say a bear shoots children, and Leah likes Mason Boswells, and I go to Benjamin Adlard year 6.