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"UwU my balls says mommy."
"Wait, what?" says Jonny. "That's not my mommy!"
What happens if you look in the mirror and say fentanyl 3 times? You'll see Derek Chauvin kneeling on George Floyd's neck.
Your hairline so bad even God says, "Aaaaahhhh!"
It's okay if you miss while saying "Kobe" because he didn't make it either.
The next woman who says she'd rather be alone in the woods with a bear, I'm throwing her in a pit with a bear and making her fight it with a wooden sword while drinking and singing "The Bear and the Maiden Fair."
A snake walks into the bar... the bartender says, "How the heck did you do that?"
What does an orphan say a lot? "Where is my house?"
How do you give a woman from Alabama a nice compliment?
Answer: You say to her, "Hey, nice tooth!"
Never give up, 'cause never gonna give you up.
Never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you, never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna desert you.
What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"
The fool says in his brain, "There is a god."
A guy is walking down the street when he almost steps in something. He looks down and says, "Looks like shit."
He crouches down and smells it, "Smells like shit."
He sticks his finger in, tastes it, "Tastes like shit."
He then smiles and says, "Well, good thing I didn't step on it!"
Falco: Dreaming of a day when I don’t hear people say I’m a knockoff Fox, knockoff Fox.
Fox: Dreaming of a day when you die in a fire and I get all your aerial skills.
Falco: Wat...
What do 2 emo kids say to each other?
"I like ya cut, G."
*Slaps wrist*
Say "I hate happiness" without the "hs".
The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.
Go to the replies, look at the top and it will say "in your mum."
What does a volcano say when it has a runny nose?
"I have runny volcanoes."
So if you say a bear shoots children, and Leah likes Mason Boswells, and I go to Benjamin Adlard year 6.
What did the Titanic say to the people as it went down?
"I now nominate you to the ice bucket challenge!"