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What do you say to your partner with diabetes?
Hey, sugar!
When you’re having the best sex in your life and your grandma says, “I’m not dead!”
What did the man say when his girlfriend threw sodium and chloride at him?
That’s assault!
What did the bee say to the other bee?
Moo.
What did the chicken say after he died? Nothing.
not the best like it says it is!!
Huh what you say?
Come fight me, suck a dick.
Your forehead is so big, even Galactus says, "Wow, that's big!"
What did one angry cow say to another?
We got some beef.
Q: What did the grandma cat say to her grandson when she saw him slouching?
A: You need to pay more attention to my pawsture.
An orphan goes into a bar, and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you need parent permission to enter."
What did a Jedi say to Darth Vader? "You're not my father, I am yours!"
1. Your brother says... “you look ugly.” You say back... “Nice, I was trying to look like you.”
2. You're so dumb, I'm surprised you even made it to kindergarten.
3. The ugly vowels: A, E, I, O, and YOU.
I would like to say that Jace, I disagree with you a lot, and I think you’re a very delusional person.
What did the farmer who lost his tractor say?
*waits 25 seconds*
"I lost my tractor!"
A shop assistant is helping a little boy who can't find his mum in the supermarket.
He asks the boy, "What's she like?"
The boy says, "Big Cocks and vodka!"
I just want to say good morning to Gwen and everyone on this site. Have a nice day.
What if it's okay if someone can see my blue jokes, hello, bully, love, crazy, and Ariana jokes? Thanks!
Me: Bomber333 is the imposter!
Other Crewmate: Why do you say that as if you know who the imposter is with 100% certainty?
Then he read my username and knew.
Why did people say a man had nothing? ... Because he was a-nonymous.
"Say, Tenya, I heard you say that you hate Gwen. Will [you] join us!"
An orphan was playing with a famous baseball player. The baseball player walks up to him and says, "Dude, I gotta teach you." The orphan goes, "Why? I got all your moves down." The baseball player goes, "But kid, you can never find home, though."