Say jokes
How do you give an "Alabama Girl" a nice compliment?
Answer: You say to her, "Hey, NICE TOOTH!"
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, it just waved. This was the worst joke ever.
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
Wanna play Jenga?
Why did the first boob say to the 2nd boob: "Between us, I have to take a tit."
Roses are red, I'm off the grid,
John Cena accidentally says "you can't see me" to a blind kid.
Memes
Say "Uranus" but take out the "ur."
What did the fork say to the spoon?
Nothing, forks don’t speak, silly!
I don't know what to say.
Q: What did the grandma cat say to her grandson when she saw him slouching?
A: You need to pay more attention to my pawsture.
What did one arm say to the other? "What is your address?"
What did Bob the police officer say to his chest?
"You're under a vest."
What did one angry cow say to another?
We got some beef.
Two men are next to each other. One looks at the other and asks, "Are you a fascist?"
The other man responds, "No, why would I be?"
The first man pulls out a gun and says, "Are you sure?"
The second man says, "Never mind, I am a fascist!"
What did the dog say when he came home from a long shift at work? Today was ruff.
What did the sea say to the sea?
Nothing, it just waved.
What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?
Mooooooo my secret is that it's pasture bedtime, but not pasture bedtime!
Say hi to outer space. Hi, now say how are you doing to the moon. Hi, how are you doing? Why are you wasting your time? XD lol
What did the chicken say to the turkey?
Nothing, he chickened out!
What did the bus say to the mail?
Dog.
What did the parrot say when it saw a duck?
"Polly want a quacker!"
Worst joke ever.