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POV: An Asian kidnapper kidnapped an Asian kid, and the kidnapper called the kid's mom. Then the mom said, "No, it's fine, my kid got a B, he failed." And the kidnapper let him go saying he doesn't need a failure.

What's one thing you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend?

"The legend says Tinker Bell was good in jerkin' off Peter with her tiny fingers, but it pains me to think that Captain Hook was a closeted-sadist boyfriend."

What did the Autistic kid say to his bully?

ARRRRRRRRR!

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing, it just waved. This was the worst joke ever.

What the can say to the tomato?

Tomato tomato potato potato find twelve recipe for the both 👍🏾

I put on ingredient sticker read for tasting good.

What say the child to the man? Shalom.

Man come later give the child: "Here, what you asked for!"

Child: "No, sir! I say Shabbat Shalom. I not ask for salmon!"

Man: "It may be the coin in me ear, hard to hear."

What did the customer say when Beef a Roo made him a bacon cheeseburger?

Thank a Roo.

Say hi to outer space. Hi, now say how are you doing to the moon. Hi, how are you doing? Why are you wasting your time? XD lol

What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?

Mooooooo my secret is that it's pasture bedtime, but not pasture bedtime!

What does the donkey say to the other donkey?:

Nothing, donkeys don't talk.

What did the chicken say to the turkey?

Nothing, he chickened out!

Two men are next to each other. One looks at the other and asks, "Are you a fascist?"

The other man responds, "No, why would I be?"

The first man pulls out a gun and says, "Are you sure?"

The second man says, "Never mind, I am a fascist!"

What did one arm say to the other? "What is your address?"

What did the bus say to the mail?

Dog.

What did the policeman say to his belly button?

You're under a vest!

What did one angry cow say to another?

We got some beef.

What did the sea say to the sea?

Nothing, it just waved.

What did the dog say when he came home from a long shift at work? Today was ruff.

What did the parrot say when it saw a duck?

"Polly want a quacker!"

Worst joke ever.