Say jokes
When someone says don't talk back to me, say, "I wasn't aware that answering a question was considered talking back."
"Does this make any cents?" a man says.
"Oh, it does make cents," me. <-- thing: Lemin"aid" <-- another joke.
When you see someone, you say, "Go suck bananas."
When you ask your brother where his hairline is, and he points where it's supposed to be, and you say, "I don't see one there."
Some people could say that the sky was falling that day,
one second they saw the sun and the next they saw heaven.
They say the polar ice caps are melting, good, because my wife's a fat, cold bitch.
What did the retard say when the water too deep?
"Deep deep."
Me sais yes to mom when she seis wha is 1 plus 1 and me is says NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! looooooooooooooooooolllolololololol
I'm about to say this but.....
*whentheimposterissus*
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Dam.
What did Amtrak say at the Olympics?
I AM keeping Trak!
Yo mama is so fat that when she steps on a scale, it says "to be continued."
You tell your dad what one plus one is and he says five. You forgot that your dad's brain is on the floor.
Why does an orphan cry when we say "ur mom?"
Because they have no mom.
What did the orphan say to the other?
"Robin, get the Batmobile!"
A shop assistant is helping a little boy who can't find his mum in the supermarket.
He asks the boy, "What's she like?"
The boy says, "Big Cocks and vodka!"
I just want to say good morning to Gwen and everyone on this site. Have a nice day.
What if it's okay if someone can see my blue jokes, hello, bully, love, crazy, and Ariana jokes? Thanks!
Your forehead is so big, even Galactus says, "Wow, that's big!"
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna.
Banna who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna.
Banna who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna.
Banna who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say Banna? Yup! 🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Me: Bomber333 is the imposter!
Other Crewmate: Why do you say that as if you know who the imposter is with 100% certainty?
Then he read my username and knew.