Say jokes
Huh what you say?
Come fight me, suck a dick.
I just want to say good morning to Gwen and everyone on this site. Have a nice day.
What if it's okay if someone can see my blue jokes, hello, bully, love, crazy, and Ariana jokes? Thanks!
Me: Bomber333 is the imposter!
Other Crewmate: Why do you say that as if you know who the imposter is with 100% certainty?
Then he read my username and knew.
If your wife says: “What would you most like to do to my body?” “Identify it” is the wrong answer.
During the Great War, a man holding a machine gun shoots down a swarm of soldiers running on a swamp.
He says: "You came to the wrong swamp, Americans! You came to the wrong swamp!" *He didn't stop firing.*
Memes
What did the hairline say to the hat?
"We go way back..."
Little Red Riding Hood says to the wolf: "What a big dick you have!"
Wolf: "The better to f*** you with!"
What's one thing you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend?
What did the Autistic kid say to his bully?
ARRRRRRRRR!
What did the toaster say to the bread?
"I want you inside me!"
Your Roblox friend counts to 10, but she doesn't count to "too." Then Roblox says: "Damn. Your Roblox friend can't count."
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
Wanna play Jenga?
Why did the first boob say to the 2nd boob: "Between us, I have to take a tit."
Roses are red, I'm off the grid,
John Cena accidentally says "you can't see me" to a blind kid.
Say "Uranus" but take out the "ur."
What did the mongol say to his dog?
Down syndrome!
How do you give an "Alabama Girl" a nice compliment?
Answer: You say to her, "Hey, NICE TOOTH!"
What did the fork say to the spoon?
Nothing, forks don’t speak, silly!
"The legend says Tinker Bell was good in jerkin' off Peter with her tiny fingers, but it pains me to think that Captain Hook was a closeted-sadist boyfriend."
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, it just waved. This was the worst joke ever.