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What did the chicken say after he died? Nothing.

Huh what you say?

Come fight me, suck a dick.

Your forehead is so big, even Galactus says, "Wow, that's big!"

What did one angry cow say to another?

We got some beef.

Q: What did the grandma cat say to her grandson when she saw him slouching?

A: You need to pay more attention to my pawsture.

An orphan goes into a bar, and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you need parent permission to enter."

What did a Jedi say to Darth Vader? "You're not my father, I am yours!"

1. Your brother says... “you look ugly.” You say back... “Nice, I was trying to look like you.”

2. You're so dumb, I'm surprised you even made it to kindergarten.

3. The ugly vowels: A, E, I, O, and YOU.

I would like to say that Jace, I disagree with you a lot, and I think you’re a very delusional person.

What did the farmer who lost his tractor say?

*waits 25 seconds*

"I lost my tractor!"

A shop assistant is helping a little boy who can't find his mum in the supermarket.

He asks the boy, "What's she like?"

The boy says, "Big Cocks and vodka!"

I just want to say good morning to Gwen and everyone on this site. Have a nice day.

What if it's okay if someone can see my blue jokes, hello, bully, love, crazy, and Ariana jokes? Thanks!

Me: Bomber333 is the imposter!

Other Crewmate: Why do you say that as if you know who the imposter is with 100% certainty?

Then he read my username and knew.

Why did people say a man had nothing? ... Because he was a-nonymous.

"Say, Tenya, I heard you say that you hate Gwen. Will [you] join us!"

An orphan was playing with a famous baseball player. The baseball player walks up to him and says, "Dude, I gotta teach you." The orphan goes, "Why? I got all your moves down." The baseball player goes, "But kid, you can never find home, though."

A guy walks into a bar with a 44 magnum and yells, "Who the fuck fucked my wife?" The guy behind the bar says, "Mate, you don't have enough bullets!"

"Tj and Prince, I really think we should stop doing this date night, date fight thing on this website because it's driving everyone crazy, and this is a joke website, not a dating website, so I say let's just take this to Facebook."

What did one ghost say to another ghost?

"You're boo-tiful!"

What did the brother say to the other brother? "You are brother, brother."