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A man walks into a bar and see's a naked lady, "WOOW SHES HOT!" HE picks her up and pee's on her and says, "Hi lady lets have sex."

When your mom tells you to stop playing on the computer, you say, "Foot you!"

What did the goat say?

"Let's play the grass!"

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Why can orphans get away with being bad at school? Because when the teacher says, "I want to have a parent/teacher conference," they just go about their day.

Son: Dad, can I get a girlfriend?

Dad: Son, no, you are only 10, so no.

Son: Dad, I'm leaving to get a girlfriend.

Dad: Son, nooo, you are not my son!

Son: What did you say? *Son slaps the dad.*

Dad: Good, son, goodbye, get out of my home.

Son: Good, you can go move to a new home.

Say: Eye Spell: Map Say: Ness

If someone called you ugly, say before you call me ugly, look in a mirror.

What do you say to a foot that got beaten at everything?

De-feeted (Defeated)

What did the fork say to the cake?

A: "I want a piece of you!"

A Jew and a Jew walk into a bar. The goy says, "What do you want?" The first Jew says, "Give it alcohol." The second Jew says, "My son ran away and became Christian." Another Jew pipes in, he says, "My son too!" The bartender turns around and says, "You're not going to believe this..."

What did the grape say to the banana? "Stop graping me!"

Two lawyers are sitting on a park bench, and these two beautiful women walk by. The first lawyer says to the other, “Let’s go fuck these chicks.”

The second lawyer says, “Outta what?”

What did Yarn Yoshi say to Poochy whilst trying to solve a puzzle?

"Alright Poochy, it's time to get crafty!"

What did the dad say to the kid?

"U got to be kidding me."

Say:

"Eye"

Spell:

"Map"

Say:

"Ness"

Now say it fast!

Two tourists climb a mountain that utters certain doom.

One tourist falls down. The tourist that's still on the mountain says, "You ok down there?"

The other tourist says, "Can't I just rest in peace?!"

What did A say to Y?

"You cannot be alpha like me." :)

Y said, "Why? (Y)"

Little girls cry. Big girls say, "F*ck."

What did the boy goat say to his girlfriend?

You're my boo!

What do you say when you see an apple dancing in a talent show?

He's got some "sweet" moves!