"Get a life, dum dums!"
Says the fucking moron.
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Say what you want about Paul Walker, but he was a smart guy.
You can tell by the quantity of brain matter on his dashboard.
So you're saying a penny is worth more than a penny?
That don't make no cents.
Why did the fruit punch say "What's sup?"
He was so naughty!
Why did the other Down syndrome guy say to the other Down syndrome guy?
What is going on here?
Breakfast! 😂
A friend of mine says "Baguette" all the time cuz she is French.
How to get 60 Translink workers? Please head out of the pool because ya'll are fat. Oh wait, didn't you poop yourself? Say sorry to your underwear while pooping as a fat Canadian Translink worker, little boy.
Me: I want a PS5.
Dad: Alright, I will say no.
Conor MacGregor to Poirier: "Your wife is your husband!"
(After the fight, or should I say after the fracture.)
Poirier: Really, bitch?
I asked my friend Cammy what is 55+68 and he was to say it in words, he replied with "swebin".
Q: What did one dead hooker say to the other dead hooker?
A: Nothing, dead hookers don't talk.
Jingle bells, Braedyn says, "Yummy!" to a turd.
Then, he takes it out of the toilet and wipes it all over the wall!
Jingle bells, Braedyn says, "Yummy!" to a turd.
Then, he takes it out of the toilet and wipes it all over the wall!
What did a cat say to the dog?
"I will kill and eat you hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehheehehhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehheeehehehehehehehe"
What did I say to you? You suckkkkkkkkkkkkkkk, boiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
A prostitute walks in the bar, and she goes up to the bartender and says, "I just made $100 and 5¢ sucking dick." The bartender says, "Who gave you the 5¢?" The prostitute says, "They all did!"
Why did the gay guy say the n word? Cos he's retarded.
What does America say?
A-marry-ca!
What did Stephen Hawking love that couldn't move?
Himself, ps particularly his whole body. I was gonna say his legs, but then I remembered he was fully paralysed and was like shitttttttttttttttttttttttttttt.
So you can't pay rent and you know you're going to get evicted, but all of the sudden you hear a knock on your door and it's your landlord, but he's naked and erect, and on his cock, it says, "Your rent is due."
Why did the man say "hi" to say "bye?"
