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What did the parrot say when it saw a duck?
"Polly want a quacker!"
Worst joke ever.
Yesterday, I saw an advert with a random woman dancing, and someone said that they were beautiful.
And then I said, "Except the fat people." And then I got sent to my room for saying that.
What do you say to your partner with diabetes?
Hey, sugar!
What did the bee say to the other bee?
Moo.
Waiter says, "Sir, we ran out of ranch, so I had the boys in the back improvise. But don't worry... It has even more zip & twang to it!"
Memes
When you’re having the best sex in your life and your grandma says, “I’m not dead!”
Huh what you say?
Come fight me, suck a dick.
I just want to say good morning to Gwen and everyone on this site. Have a nice day.
What if it's okay if someone can see my blue jokes, hello, bully, love, crazy, and Ariana jokes? Thanks!
Me: Bomber333 is the imposter!
Other Crewmate: Why do you say that as if you know who the imposter is with 100% certainty?
Then he read my username and knew.
If your wife says: “What would you most like to do to my body?” “Identify it” is the wrong answer.
During the Great War, a man holding a machine gun shoots down a swarm of soldiers running on a swamp.
He says: "You came to the wrong swamp, Americans! You came to the wrong swamp!" *He didn't stop firing.*
What did the hairline say to the hat?
"We go way back..."
Little Red Riding Hood says to the wolf: "What a big dick you have!"
Wolf: "The better to f*** you with!"
What's one thing you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend?
What did the Autistic kid say to his bully?
ARRRRRRRRR!
What did the toaster say to the bread?
"I want you inside me!"
Your Roblox friend counts to 10, but she doesn't count to "too." Then Roblox says: "Damn. Your Roblox friend can't count."
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
Wanna play Jenga?
Why did the first boob say to the 2nd boob: "Between us, I have to take a tit."
Roses are red, I'm off the grid,
John Cena accidentally says "you can't see me" to a blind kid.