Say jokes
Waiter says, "Sir, we ran out of ranch, so I had the boys in the back improvise. But don't worry... It has even more zip & twang to it!"
What did the bee say to the other bee?
Moo.
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
Wanna play Jenga?
Why did the first boob say to the 2nd boob: "Between us, I have to take a tit."
Roses are red, I'm off the grid,
John Cena accidentally says "you can't see me" to a blind kid.
Memes
Say "Uranus" but take out the "ur."
What did the fork say to the spoon?
Nothing, forks don’t speak, silly!
What did the toaster say to the bread?
"I want you inside me!"
An Asian gets a choice between his rice cooker or his son. He instantly picks the cooker and says, "He got a B+ in maths last week; he's a failure!"
Your Roblox friend counts to 10, but she doesn't count to "too." Then Roblox says: "Damn. Your Roblox friend can't count."
What did Andrew Tate say to the fat kid?
"I miss you."
What did the mongol say to his dog?
Down syndrome!
How do you give an "Alabama Girl" a nice compliment?
Answer: You say to her, "Hey, NICE TOOTH!"
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, it just waved. This was the worst joke ever.
What did the Autistic kid say to his bully?
ARRRRRRRRR!
Why do animals cross the road?
Because it is funny, do you say "dogs" and "cats?"
My friend's dad died during 9/11. He was such a good pilot, but my friend kept disturbing him, so when his dad died, he said, "It was you who killed me" (to the child).
So the child said, "Yoo-hoo? What type of name is Yoo-hoo, but Yoo-hoo, Yoo-hoo come here, I need to kill you NOW."
"The legend says Tinker Bell was good in jerkin' off Peter with her tiny fingers, but it pains me to think that Captain Hook was a closeted-sadist boyfriend."
What's one thing you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend?
POV: An Asian kidnapper kidnapped an Asian kid, and the kidnapper called the kid's mom. Then the mom said, "No, it's fine, my kid got a B, he failed." And the kidnapper let him go saying he doesn't need a failure.