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My friends in my friend group say that I am quiet and I don't do anything bad. I proved them wrong by murdering the leader of it.
Little girls cry. Big girls say, "F*ck."
What words black people can't say? "Thanks for your help, officer."
It took me years to figure out the Oreos served in Lunchables are knock offs. On the cover it says “Chocolate Crème Cookies.” I’ve believed this lie for as long as I can remember. Unless they were real back then? I don’t even know at this point. They sure as hell aren’t real now!
Why did the man say "hi" to say "bye?"
A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar.
The bartender looks at them and says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"
Beans, beans, beans. Say what? Say beans, beans, beans.
What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day?
"Deja moo!"
Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed.
Dam, sometimes when I look at my friend's head, I say, "Dam, that's a dam big head, Nick." Then he is like, "Dude, that's a literal dam."
When they were going around giving out brains and you thought they were saying "train," so you said, "No thanks, I’ll take the next one!" 🤣
They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well, apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.
You go up to a bar and say, "Hi." He doesn’t look at you. You keep saying, "Hi." He says, "What?" Then you realize that he is the one that you stole his lady from, but then he doesn’t give you any drink. You say, "Why?" He screams at you and then says, "YOU'RE FIVE!"
What does a cow say? Moo.
This is what the unknown guy is saying about Tenya and Kenya!
Go to each link and read it and the comments, and it will really make you cry!
http://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fb240eccd25122cb21997/kenya-will-end-up-all-alone
https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fa7beeccd25122cb2197b/fine-then-if-i-cant-do-gwen-then-i-guess http://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fbb2aeccd25122cb219a5/kenya-at-least-you-know-youre-ugly-and-accept-itit-is-tenya-and-kenya-twin-sisters
You think Gwen is the worst one to get bullied? Well look at this!
What did the man say to his wife, wanna play?
What did Pepper say to Spray?
"Hey Spray, I'm Pepper, and I think we should fight crime!"
A doctor walks into his office and looks his patient in the eyes, "Sir, you have to stop jerking off."
The man asks, "Why?"
The doctor then says, "Because I'm trying to examine you."
What do you say when an emo cuts themself?
"Like your cut, G."
What did the mom say when her child came out?
"The head was so big!"