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Son, what is 1 plus 1?
Dad, I don't know.
Son, it is 2.
Dad, oh, I was gonna say 2.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
"Echhh!"
What do rednecks and deaf people have in common?
Don’t care wtf you say or listen to shit you say😂
Mexican words of the day: Green, Pink, and Yellow :))
The phone go green green... I pink it up and say YELLOW!!??
Why can’t someone say "ur mums gay" to an orphan? Because he doesn’t have a mum.
I went shopping, and then to the hospital, and then to bed, and then I promised to only say "and" once in a sentence.
What did the butt cheek say to the other when you open us a big order of "choochie man" comes out?
What did the cow say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?"
What did the cat say when he was stuck on a thorn-bush?
"Meow!"
What did the marshmallow say when he was roasting in the fire? "Is it hot in here, or is it just me?"
Did you know that whenever I read my blood donor ID?
Because it says "B Positive!"
What did the porg say to the porg?
Hi Porg.
You're on worst jokes ever. You thought I put up a good joke? HAHAHAH!
This is Sally.
Sally says hi.
This is Sally when a car comes by. 🤕
When your friend gets involved with someone, it affects the friendship. Whenever a friend of mine has a new girlfriend, we should say I looked like the person you used to know, but I've been modified to survive in this relationship. If we have an argument and she's there, I might disagree with you; I'd rather continue to see her naked.
"1v1," said Kobe. LeBron James says, "Ok, bet," and bet the money. Bro, ok, let's get it."
At night in the Nunnery, one Nun says to the other Nun, "Where's the candle?" The other Nun says, "Doesn't it!"
What's one thing that you can say about a train, but not your girlfriend?
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
If we don't get some support soon, people are gonna think we're nuts.
What did the white baby say to his Chinese parents?
"Two wongs don’t make a white."
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball, guu?