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What did the dinosaur say to the man?
It didn’t, they're dead.
It's supposed to say "goes," not "goes."
There has to be someone that hates watersharky. He curses at you if you say one thing about his friends or him. He just is mean and needs to leave.
He entered (kindergarten) class. The teacher said, "Luce, start for us and say the alphabet." He said, "A B C D E F G H I J K *just kidding* L M N O." Laugh my nose off. The teacher said, "Go to the office right now, young man!" I don't understand, he just said jokes to the teacher, lmao :D
What does Joyce from the show "Stranger Things" say when she has a flat tire? "Wheil, wheil, wheres wheil?"
Man: *behind the women* She's so ugly!
Woman: My back is not a voicemail, unless you're a coward and can only say it behind my back to my face.
Do I like playing Russian Roulette? Gun to the head, I'd have to say no.
What did the helicopter say to the mountain?
Kobe!!!
Just send me to hell already.
You know how girls say, "I would have sex with you if you were the last person on earth"? Well, who's gonna stop me?
Qwen, I have to tell you something, so say "hi" and I will tell you.
What did the fish say when he hit the wall?
Dam!
There's at least 856 pages of these newest puns. I couldn't finish, because it took me an hour just to get that far. Just saying, that's a lot of jokes!
The waiter comes and asks you for the check. Instead I give him a 20 dollar bill and say, "Boy, you can keep it!"
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where is my tractor?"
What did the orphan say when his mum asked, "What do you want for dinner?"
He replied, " "
This girl called me cute, and I told her don’t call me that. She says why, I told her, “Bitch, call me the Hokage!”
I didn’t orphan never say home.
Because they didn’t have one.
Hey Gwen, reply to me and say if everything is alright.
Hey Abygail ;) can we talk? I just wanna say that you prob are sexy :)
What did Superman say to Batman?
Nothing, Bruce is dead.