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The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.

You know, that I see my sister at home from school. She says everyone bullies me. I say, "Because you're a fat a**."

Why do orphans have no parents?

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What did the Chinese guy say to the Italian guy?

同性恋球蜥蜴 (translate it)

What's one thing that you can say about a train, but not your girlfriend?

Q. What do you say when your friend has an abortion?

A. May your baby rest in pieces.

A snake walks into the bar... the bartender says, "How the heck did you do that?"

What does a volcano say when it has a runny nose?

"I have runny volcanoes."

How do you give a woman from Alabama a nice compliment?

Answer: You say to her, "Hey, nice tooth!"

What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?...

"Catch you later!"

I just want to say this...

You have NO maidens, (Explosion) No homies, (ExPlOsIoN) And no—please don’t say it! Rizz 😎 (EXPLOSION)

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball, guu?

What did the white baby say to his Chinese parents?

"Two wongs don’t make a white."

"UwU my balls says mommy."

"Wait, what?" says Jonny. "That's not my mommy!"

Political correctness has gone too far! You have to say "cognitive decline" rather than "Alzheimer's ridden shitbag"!

What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?

If we don't get some support soon, people are gonna think we're nuts.

The fool says in his brain, "There is a god."

A guy is walking down the street when he almost steps in something. He looks down and says, "Looks like shit."

He crouches down and smells it, "Smells like shit."

He sticks his finger in, tastes it, "Tastes like shit."

He then smiles and says, "Well, good thing I didn't step on it!"

What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"

What happens if you look in the mirror and say fentanyl 3 times? You'll see Derek Chauvin kneeling on George Floyd's neck.