Say jokes
You know, that I see my sister at home from school. She says everyone bullies me. I say, "Because you're a fat a**."
What did the Chinese guy say to the Italian guy?
同性恋球蜥蜴 (translate it)
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?...
"Catch you later!"
I just want to say this...
You have NO maidens, (Explosion) No homies, (ExPlOsIoN) And no—please don’t say it! Rizz 😎 (EXPLOSION)
Wesley, stop saying your life is a joke.
Jokes have meaning.
What did Michael Scott say to someone when he passed a plate of vegetables?
Boom! Roasted!
Therapist: And what is it about this generation that bothers you?
Satan: I give them the intro tour and they just say shit like "ooo spooky lol."
Therapist: That's not so bad.
Satan: When I showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said "big mood."
I'm going to start taking confetti with me to therapy so when my therapist asks me, "How are you?" I can say "sad" and toss the confetti everywhere. It'll be like a real-life iMessage!
What did the farmer say to the pig? "You snout to believe it!"
What did the tomato say to the other tomato?
What's a native chick say after sex?
"Get off me, Dad, you're crushing my smokes!"
What does Hitler's partner say when he begins?
"Hindin!"
Wow, these jokes are lit.
Some might say even killer!
Science experts say when you get mad, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Guy goes to the doctor. The doctor says, "You look run down." The guy says, "No, I've come on my bike!"
What did the ball say to the other ball? "You're baller!"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Control freak.
Con...
Ok, now you say, "Control freak who?"
Why did you say not to?
When someone falls, you say to them, "I remember when I started to learn to walk."
What time is it when you say "bad day?"